Definition 1: When a man uses a Kirby vacuum cleaner's carpet shampooer hose attachment to masturbate, with a bonus of the penis being clean afterwards.
Usage Example: I had sex with my girl on her rag, and she wouldnt let me finish, so I had to go home and give myself a Kirby Car Wash.
Kirby Car Wash
Definition 1: When a man uses a Kirby vacuum cleaner's carpet shampooer hose attachment to masturbate, with a bonus of the penis being clean afterwards.
Usage Example: I had sex with my girl on her rag, and she wouldnt let me finish, so I had to go home and give myself a Kirby Car Wash.
