Definition 1: Rip a wet fart into your buddy's coke bottle when he's away and screw the cap back on. When he opens his coke and realizes what you did, call him a pussy and kick him in the dick.
Usage Example: Charlie kept pissing me off so I gave him a "Tito's suprise" in his Vanilla Coke when he wasn't looking.
Tito's surprise
Definition 1: Rip a wet fart into your buddy's coke bottle when he's away and screw the cap back on. When he opens his coke and realizes what you did, call him a pussy and kick him in the dick.
Usage Example: Charlie kept pissing me off so I gave him a "Tito's suprise" in his Vanilla Coke when he wasn't looking.
