Definition 1: a turd that some how lands in toilet in a way that it lies horizontally over the hole and is impossible to flush unless you are willing to grab it and move it so that it will go down.
Usage Example: Oh man I dropped a horizontal turd, and now my hands smell like shit.
horizontal turd
Definition 1: a turd that some how lands in toilet in a way that it lies horizontally over the hole and is impossible to flush unless you are willing to grab it and move it so that it will go down.
Usage Example: Oh man I dropped a horizontal turd, and now my hands smell like shit.
