Definition 1: When you stuff your goldfish up your ass then wait a couple of days until your shit it out. Next, you cook it with some baking soda and pass it on to your grandmother while she screams for her husbands wrinkled cock.
Usage Example: My old grandmother was bening a total bitch, so she deserved a Maryland Mini Hammer
Maryland Mini Hammer
Definition 1: When you stuff your goldfish up your ass then wait a couple of days until your shit it out. Next, you cook it with some baking soda and pass it on to your grandmother while she screams for her husbands wrinkled cock.
Usage Example: My old grandmother was bening a total bitch, so she deserved a Maryland Mini Hammer
