Definition 1: A rock-hard stool whose diameter exceeds the diameter of the sphincter to such an extent that its passing leaves the victim writhing in pain on the bathroom floor.
Usage Example: Since I dropped that grand hamilton last night my asshole is hanging open like a camel's mouth.
grand hamilton
Definition 1: A rock-hard stool whose diameter exceeds the diameter of the sphincter to such an extent that its passing leaves the victim writhing in pain on the bathroom floor.
Usage Example: Since I dropped that grand hamilton last night my asshole is hanging open like a camel's mouth.
