Definition 1: Person who is sooooo obsessed with turds that they keep them in shoe boxes under the bed and dress them up in Barbie/Action Man type toy cloths.
Usage Example: Hey Joe didn't have many toys when he was a child so he used to dress up his own turds, to this day he still prides his Meat Cigar Dressing skills...
Meat Cigar Dresser
Definition 1: Person who is sooooo obsessed with turds that they keep them in shoe boxes under the bed and dress them up in Barbie/Action Man type toy cloths.
Usage Example: Hey Joe didn't have many toys when he was a child so he used to dress up his own turds, to this day he still prides his Meat Cigar Dressing skills...
