Definition 1: After wiping creamy poo from your anus following a long shit, you forget the toilet paper in your hand is creamed, and use it to blow your nose, thus leaving a sticky brown mess directly above your mouth.
Usage Example: Carl never thought twice about blowing his nose. Never, that is, until he committed the ol' Mississippi Mix-Up.
Mississippi Mix-Up
Definition 1: After wiping creamy poo from your anus following a long shit, you forget the toilet paper in your hand is creamed, and use it to blow your nose, thus leaving a sticky brown mess directly above your mouth.
Usage Example: Carl never thought twice about blowing his nose. Never, that is, until he committed the ol' Mississippi Mix-Up.
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