Definition 1: Everyone with a very hairy ass knows what this means. Sometimes the poop is kinda sticky, and the more you wipe, the worse it gets.
Usage Example: I had to spray my ass with the shower head after that dump. I had no choice; I was out of wet-wipes, and it would have been Peanut Butter in the Carpet otherwise.
Peanut Butter in the Carpet
Definition 1: Everyone with a very hairy ass knows what this means. Sometimes the poop is kinda sticky, and the more you wipe, the worse it gets.
Usage Example: I had to spray my ass with the shower head after that dump. I had no choice; I was out of wet-wipes, and it would have been Peanut Butter in the Carpet otherwise.
