Definition 1: When you wake in the morning, and your woman is still sleeping you kneel down with your knees on either side of her shoulders so the bedsheets pin her down like a straight jacket, then proceed to slap her in the face with your morning wood.
Usage Example: I woke her up to the Asylum to show her how much I appreciated her lousy lay the night before.
Asylum, The
Definition 1: When you wake in the morning, and your woman is still sleeping you kneel down with your knees on either side of her shoulders so the bedsheets pin her down like a straight jacket, then proceed to slap her in the face with your morning wood.
Usage Example: I woke her up to the Asylum to show her how much I appreciated her lousy lay the night before.
