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By Unknown Comment posted: 7/11/2005
Hey Lyle, you're a lucky guy. If "Joan" travels (summer vacation, art teacher conventions) maybe that was her waving at you!   Reply

By Lyle Comment posted: 7/11/2005
True story: I was stopped behind a car at a red light one night, and since I was in a truck, I was higher up and could see a mushy white ass bobbing up and down and a pair of legs in the air in the back seat of the car ahead. I thought "what? are they fucking?" just then, two heads pop up and the two people wave at me as if to show off, so I gave them the good ol' cheer and applause out the window. Light turned green and off they went. Must be nice to have a chauffeur tote you around while you bone the hell out of some broad in the back seat.   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 7/11/2005
Have a buddy hide in the trunk. When you think she's getting horny, pull over and let your buddy take the wheel. You can now fuck her brains out, in the BACK seat! Maybe even try out a few Turd Words on her.   Reply

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By steve Comment posted: 7/10/2005
GOOD one! makes me think of John Denver singing 'Country Roads' though   Reply

By Unknown from Midwest Comment posted: 7/10/2005
Try this. Move the seat back. She sits on your lap and humps while steering. Your feet are on gas & brake pedals.   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 7/10/2005
What kind of sex could you have, other than oral or hand jobs in a MOVING vehicle? It would HAVE to be a country road because you'd be swerving all over the road!!! Funny word though, so 3 stars. Anyone else wonder if that "Joan" enjoys going on long cuntry drives on a Sunday afternoon?   Reply

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