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By Stinky Stan Comment posted: 3/3/2006
i love poop and hemmoroids turn me on, especially after i smoke dope all day and snort viagra.   Reply

By PoopGuy from Ca. Comment posted: 2/7/2006
Although I do like female poop, i dont care much for the male shit. This Hemmoroid huffer thing happened to me at an ozzy concert a few months ago. This old bastard was at least 75 years old and drunk and had a joint hanging from his lips. He came in on me as i was wiping my filthy crack and dropped to his knees and tried to pry my stinky cheeks apart, then lubed up his old cock with some denture cream and tried to jack his cock off, but i guess he was too old or too drunk because it wouldn't get hard. I then kicked the old man's ass and left him in there with my stinky shit floating in the commode.   Reply

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By TakesItInTheButt from Fla. Comment posted: 2/7/2006
Hey good one man. I think my father in law is one of these. He always comes in when im on the shitter and tries to get fresh. He tried to finger my butt under the dinner table this past christmas. What troubles me even more is, that my wife thinks it's sexy and want's him to join us in bed. Is that Weird??   Reply

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