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By Oldtimer
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Comment posted: 7/10/2014
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Fucking spammer asshat! Admin, please remove! TIA
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By SDM9570
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Comment posted: 11/28/2006
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Dumbass! That is the stupidest thing i have ever heard.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 12/17/2005
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you're suppose to cum in her eye and when she goes to hit you, you punch her in the stomach so she's doubled over and then you kick her in the shins for the limping effect...
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 12/14/2005
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Colin, you damn jigaboo, we are tired of you voting for your words, and you are not kidding us 1 bit when u use other names like bob son or lyle or powerbottom
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By Unknown
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from United States
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Comment posted: 3/26/2005
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That Joan is listed, and from her comments she obviously enjoys males jerking-off thinking about her
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By Unknown
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from USA
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Comment posted: 3/10/2005
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Haven't you seen any of Joan's comments? I'm sure many males wank-off.
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By Gordon
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Comment posted: 3/8/2005
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Your fantasies of this fictional "Joan" character are quite disturbing. What the hell is wrong with you? I bet you have constructed this image of "Joan" and you beat your salami thinking of this chick. Wake up, she is probably a fat sow with half a set of teeth... that's assuming she is even real. Fuckin' children...
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 3/8/2005
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I see someone thinks Joan Divoky might like this one. She wrote somewhere about not liking the violent ones, so don't kick her shins. I do like Chave's idea of adding in a good "titty twisting" since Joan has 34C tits.
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By chave
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Comment posted: 2/25/2005
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its when U R hitting it from behind and u spit on her back so she thinks u came on her whens he turns to look u bust u nutin her face (right eye)when she gets up u give her a titty twister and then kick her in the shins
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By Julian
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Comment posted: 12/16/2004
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This word is about as funny as "Will & Grace". 1 star.
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By noni mous
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from pay stall #3
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Comment posted: 12/16/2004
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This word should be voted off the TurdWords chart. Bob Son is ColinC in disguise. This word pops onto the big 100 at the same time as his Whiffer, Deez Nuts and A-Bomb. 1-star these entries.
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By Chad
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from Denver
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Comment posted: 9/6/2004
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you people are discusting and vile-did you ever think that mysogeny could be as badas racism? Treating women so demeaningly-not to mention abusivley is fucked up. Go to hell Mother-fuckers!!!!!
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By noni mous
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from my bitch's trailer
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Comment posted: 7/12/2004
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hmmm. This word hasn't been in top anything for a month, then appears in top 50 of 100 when ColinC shows up after spending a month in the slam. (along with the usual slate of his crap words.)
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By Hugh Jorgan
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Comment posted: 6/28/2004
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Absolutely hilarious... NOT! This word is absolutely stupid!
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By Mr. Poopypants
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Comment posted: 6/26/2004
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That is fucking hilarious.
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By richie
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Comment posted: 6/22/2004
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classic
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By Big MIke
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from Chicago
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Comment posted: 6/18/2004
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I like that! Nice creativity!
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By nutsackjack
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from cumshot
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Comment posted: 6/1/2004
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that shit was fucking funny
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By Beaner
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Comment posted: 5/7/2004
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What a stupid definition!
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By Cole Quamme
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from Shitheadville
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Comment posted: 4/28/2004
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I gave my art teacher one of these, fer real dude
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By mikey
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Comment posted: 4/18/2004
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i want to stick my cock in the authors mouth to shut this bitch up. stupid ass word.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 4/4/2004
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2 stars
not word of the day worthy.
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By unknown
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from unknown
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Comment posted: 3/25/2004
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I think this word is absolutely hilarious. You are a real creative genius. It should be number 1!!!!
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 3/16/2004
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This word blows. Not funny.
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By Stevo
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Comment posted: 3/1/2004
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After our Mardi Gras anal session; Feak Boy had to go to the bathroom to wipe the shum off his 2 inch cock after shooting their rockets up my ass. It gave me a real colon C section. I love to get a broomstick shoved up my gaping stink hole if anyone is willing.
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By Big Guy
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from Down South
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Comment posted: 2/27/2004
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No, Angry Pirate is when you give her the gift in door number 2 (doggie style of course), reach around with your left hand, and poke her in the left eye. Hence, Angry Pirate. (You really need to have a mirror in front of her face so you can see the Angry Pirate expression)
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By TAZ51
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Comment posted: 2/18/2004
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Beautiful! You have to picture it being done to some bitch you hate. It's simply hilarious!
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 2/2/2004
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Cheater...too many votes
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By me
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Comment posted: 2/1/2004
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garbage.
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By Boy Wonder
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Comment posted: 2/1/2004
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garbage
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By Bobs' son's son
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Comment posted: 1/30/2004
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Hey dickbrains...this word may have 1,700 votes, but it has over 22,000 page views. That makes more sense than others on here with 800 votes, and 5,000 page views. Menaing ColinC's words. This is the funniest shit on here..original, and deserves top billing. Other faggots ruin it..but what the fuck do I care? Oooops, your mom's here for her facial, gotta run.
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By Brett
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Comment posted: 1/22/2004
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Eat me, good word though. 4 Dildo's.
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By grant allen
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Comment posted: 1/8/2004
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Those were some of the greatest comments ever. Fucking funny.
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By Allen
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from H.B., CA
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Comment posted: 1/6/2004
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That just made me cry...holy shit that was funny!!!
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By Gordon
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Comment posted: 1/6/2004
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Boo hiss. Not only is the word dumb, so is the author.
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By Highlight's Magazine
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Comment posted: 1/2/2004
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"The verdict is in, and 4 out of 5 3rd graders surveyed named 'The Angry Pirate' as the world's direst phrase. It beat out such stallworths as 'Poopy Head', 'Butt Face', and last year's winner 'Cootie monster'. Well done Bob!!!"
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By Joel Segal
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from ABC
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Comment posted: 1/2/2004
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"I laughed, I cried....A word for the whole family."
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By People Magazine
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Comment posted: 1/2/2004
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"Once in a generation does a word come around that truely transcends cultural barriers and inspires a nation. Bob Son found that word in the Angry Pirate. It will be found in the annals of history next to the works of Hemmingway, Salinger, and the great bard himself."
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By Ebert and Ropert
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Comment posted: 1/2/2004
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"If you can only read one turd word this year. The Angry Pirate is that word. Bob Son shows his pure genius once again."
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By New York Times
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Comment posted: 1/2/2004
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This is the must read word of the year. **** stars!
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By ColinC
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Comment posted: 1/2/2004
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Uhh.. "Argggg, I just gave Bob an Angry Pirate"
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By Klaus Moss
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Comment posted: 1/1/2004
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fucking stupid word.
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By m jackson
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Comment posted: 1/1/2004
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lame, 1 star
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By kissel
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from Mars
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Comment posted: 12/30/2003
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Crap, 'nough said.
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By spritey whitey
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Comment posted: 12/22/2003
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60 negs is 60 too few. This word is garbage.
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By ass man
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Comment posted: 12/22/2003
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blah! weak sauce. Get a life
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By Donald
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Comment posted: 12/22/2003
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Conspiracy theory? I think not. This word just sucks a mean hog.
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By dax
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Comment posted: 12/22/2003
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Angry Pirate Is Funny
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By q-doq
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Comment posted: 12/21/2003
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2 stars.
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By b
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Comment posted: 12/20/2003
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60 negs in a couple of hours, me thinks me finds the culpret who's voting up his word while voting down others, looks like ColinC didn't like me using his name on that previous comment. Don't know why, he uses so many himself to slame other words and praise his own.
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By Jeff
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Comment posted: 12/20/2003
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Gay..........
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By ColinC
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Comment posted: 12/20/2003
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This word rocks. Should be no. 1
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By Pylon
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from Wisconsin
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Comment posted: 12/18/2003
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For chrying out loud, hasn't this dumb word disappeared yet? It probably would if the fuckin author wasn't VOTING FOR HIS OWN WORD ALL THE TIME!!!
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By Bill The Cat
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from San Diego
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Comment posted: 12/9/2003
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This one is not very funny. It is more stupid than funny.
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By Bob Son
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Comment posted: 12/4/2003
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Why isn't this word #1. All of you losers better start voting. Now! Bitch.
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By bitch
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Comment posted: 12/3/2003
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dats fucked u faggot.if u did dat 2 me id kick ur filthy-arse bak 2 da gutter. slut!!!
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By Whitey
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from Georgia
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Comment posted: 12/2/2003
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*Yawn*
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By James Brown
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Comment posted: 12/2/2003
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This word is Celebrity Hottub! I love all the jealous fucks that hate it cause they can't come close to it.
The word is classic... if you think different, go eat a frank.
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By panblanco
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Comment posted: 11/25/2003
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This is the kind of shit that ruins the whole idea of a top 25. Stupid words that one person somehow votes over and over. Even puts in his own comments. This word is okay, but not the top 25 by any means.
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By Bob Son
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Comment posted: 11/19/2003
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My word rules!!!
#1 forever.
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By peter eater
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Comment posted: 10/17/2003
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3 stars...solid.
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By peter eater
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Comment posted: 10/17/2003
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3 stars...solid.
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By Unknown
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Comment posted: 10/15/2003
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suxs major cock
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By Shit head
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from Phidelphea
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Comment posted: 10/10/2003
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That is the mother fucking funniest thing I have ever heard of. I just shit my mother fucking pants
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By Happy Jack
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from GA
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Comment posted: 9/26/2003
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Thats so funny, I just shit my pants.
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By Crank
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from UK Lancs
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Comment posted: 9/25/2003
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Piss funny. But what's it called if she's only got one eye and one leg
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By The Evoker
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from Spokane, Idaho
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Comment posted: 9/2/2003
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I have a question: Will it work on guys, too?
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By Captain Wank
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Comment posted: 8/11/2003
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Well, OK. This weekend I'm gona try it out, I'll let you know what happens...
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By TID
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from PA
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Comment posted: 8/8/2003
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Funniest thing on here. My buddy told me about it at the bar, with physical decriptions....had me laughing my arse off.
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By Andre
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from Washington, DC
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Comment posted: 7/29/2003
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Please take pictures. Not of the pirate, but of the ass whipping she delivers to you.
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By Captain Wank
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from UK
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Comment posted: 7/29/2003
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Classic! this deserves to be at the top of the Hall Of Glory, told the wife that I'm gona try it out!
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By Joe
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from tucson AZ
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Comment posted: 7/14/2003
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I discovered that upon useing this tecnique she sayed she was going to kick me in the arse!
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By HeyJoe
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Comment posted: 7/3/2003
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Another one that made me laugh. Kudos to you, amigo.
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By HeyJoe
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Comment posted: 6/22/2003
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Yeah, some of these people wouldn't know a cool term if it came up and sucked their dick.
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By Ben Rohling
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from Smellgin, IL
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Comment posted: 6/21/2003
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Funny to see this described- cool but always just called this "pirate". Last Friday night one caught the eyepatch. Whoever submitted this word kicks ass and takes names hats off to ya
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By David
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Comment posted: 6/20/2003
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It's clear that Gaius lacks any sense of creativity judging by the stupid ass words he's submitted and therefore is threatened by words that are full of originality and humor.
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By Jason
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Comment posted: 6/20/2003
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WTF is wrong with you. Angry pirate is about the funniest damn thing I've seen on this God-forsaken site.
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By Gaius Caligula
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from Los Angeles, CA
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Comment posted: 6/19/2003
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WTF is wrong with you people? This word suck penis cheese. One star.
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By Mathew McElroy
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from Vancouver, BC
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Comment posted: 3/29/2003
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Truly a top ten!!.... My life will not be complete until I have completed the task "angry pirate".
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