How often have you and the guys been standing around the water cooler at work with one
your coworkers bragging about the babe he brought home the night before? He'll
boast about Big Jim and the Twins and how
his man marbles were
slapping against her butt as he did the mattress mambo, ala
Perhaps you've been a little self-conscious because you lack size with your
spunk tanks. Maybe you worry
that your lover isn't impressed anymore (a recent survey showed that 72% of women
were disatisfied with their lovers).
Remove those self-doubts now!
Perhaps the most sensual spot on one's body is their
Taint or medicially
referred to as a perineum. With the help of TurdWords' Taint Tickler, you can
once again be the master in the sack!
TurdWords' Taint Tickler
Simply attach the sturdy plastic strap around the base of your
Love Plank and let her (and
your) trip to pleasure city begin!
Be a Man!
The flexable rubber allows the soft-spiked ball to mimic the pendulum-like sway of a well-hung stud's balls.
The pleasure on your mate's tweenum
will drive her wild with desire, not to mention yours as it swings back and forth
for the ultimate in
gooch pleasure. Best of all, the attachment will prolong your
pleasure by postponing that magical moment, working like a cock ring!
Best of all, it cleans easy! Just throw it in the dishwasher with your pots and
pans and it'll be ready again for you to enjoy again and again!
If you don't believe us, just look at the comments from some of our satisfied customers!
My husband was always "popping off" in under 20 seconds, now with the Turdwords'
Taint Tickler he's good for hours on end, and the pleasure is all mine! The Taint Tickler saved my marriage!
Jan R. Rochester, NY
I used to be self-conscious about my abilities in bed. But with the Turdwords'
Taint Tickler, my reputation lets me score at will!
'Scooter' Skokie, IL
Sex used to be boring until we found the Turdwords' Taint Tickler. I felt
embarassed aboout wanting my taint stimulated. Now no more! I've never
Regina P, Las Vegas, NV
I've wanted to experience anal stimulation while having sex with my girlfriend. She
was never into it, but now with the Taint Tickler, I can fulfill my fantasies. Thanks
Rex G., Hell, MI
Quantities are limited, so order yours today!