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Search Results 40 Search Results for the author "Dave"
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Abundance of sausage Added: 12/28/2005 Noun  
A room filled with an overwhelming majority of males!
Submitted by: Dave 33,838 views 3.10 = Abundance of sausage Star Abundance of sausage Star Abundance of sausage Star (10 votes)

Apache Underwear Added: 5/7/2006 Noun  
A pair of shorts that do not fit well, giving the wearer a wedgie. They "creep ...
Submitted by: Dave 31,673 views 1.21 = Apache Underwear Star (14 votes)

Back Door Burglar Added: 3/15/2003 Noun  
A homosexual
Submitted by: Dave 5,146 views 3.71 = Back Door Burglar Star Back Door Burglar Star Back Door Burglar Star Back Door Burglar Star (41 votes)

Brown Trout Angler Added: 3/15/2003 Noun  
A homosexual
Submitted by: Dave 2,304 views 3.23 = Brown Trout Angler Star Brown Trout Angler Star Brown Trout Angler Star (13 votes)

burnt hot dog Added: 11/22/2005 Noun  
When you stick your penis in an car exhaust pipe and then have someone start the...
Submitted by: dave 31,587 views 1.00 = burnt hot dog Star (1 vote)

Chower Added: 8/11/2009 Noun  
A chower is when you throw in a chew in the shower and enjooyyyyyy
Submitted by: Dave 705 views  

Clam Comb Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
Comb used to clean off the landing strip, or for 70's chicks used to brush the d...
Submitted by: Dave 31,585 views 2.20 = Clam Comb Star Clam Comb Star (5 votes)

Dick Stand Added: 4/22/2007 Noun  
A mobile shop where dick is always available to anyone, anytime. Usually free of...
Submitted by: Dave 31,601 views 3.10 = Dick Stand Star Dick Stand Star Dick Stand Star (10 votes)

fire drill Added: 4/20/2004 Noun  
First you set your girl's pubes on fire and then fuck the shit outta her to put ...
Submitted by: dave 1,794 views 1.44 = fire drill Star (27 votes)

Gaffler Added: 2/5/2003 Noun  
Choking on Testicles
Submitted by: Dave 5,942 views 2.07 = Gaffler Star Gaffler Star (14 votes)

hairy vagut Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
half vagina half gut on a hairy fat girl
Submitted by: dave 31,936 views  

Hungarian Sac-Tap Added: 8/31/2003 Noun  
When you place your balls on a chicks face and you press your testies into her e...
Submitted by: Dave 2,548 views 1.50 = Hungarian Sac-Tap Star Hungarian Sac-Tap Star (12 votes)

Kung Fu Hustle, The Added: 10/5/2006 Noun  
The act of drop kicking your foot into an already thoroughly fisted vagina. Note...
Submitted by: Dave 31,765 views 1.82 = Kung Fu Hustle, The Star Kung Fu Hustle, The Star (11 votes)

Level Brown Added: 2/1/2004 Noun  
A crap so heinous in an airplane toilet it knocks out the pilots, causing the pl...
Submitted by: Dave 10,480 views 1.50 = Level Brown Star Level Brown Star (12 votes)

makin a sqeeze Added: 3/28/2003 Verb  
takin a shit
Submitted by: dave 3,246 views 2.20 = makin a sqeeze Star makin a sqeeze Star (10 votes)

makin a squeeze Added: 4/3/2003 Verb  
takin a shit
Submitted by: dave 3,057 views 2.20 = makin a squeeze Star makin a squeeze Star (5 votes)

Man Sample Added: 3/1/2007 Noun  
Nut'ng in a sample cup after a vasectomy fot the lab to make sure you can't knoc...
Submitted by: Dave 32,006 views 2.50 = Man Sample Star Man Sample Star Man Sample Star (6 votes)

Money Shot Added: 12/6/2003 Noun  
A man's orgasm
Submitted by: Dave 1,821 views 2.96 = Money Shot Star Money Shot Star Money Shot Star (26 votes)

Nostril nut Added: 5/22/2003 Noun  
Cramming a penis so far back into someone's mouth that your nuts hit their nose.
Submitted by: Dave 1,935 views 1.14 = Nostril nut Star (21 votes)

Nugget Napkin Added: 2/26/2009 Noun  
Sheets of toilet paper places in the bowl before defecating, preventing a jet st...
Submitted by: Dave 613 views 2.00 = Nugget Napkin Star Nugget Napkin Star (2 votes)

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Nuttin but Nip Added: 11/11/2006 Noun  
When a man bits off a woman's nipple in a fit of passion.
Submitted by: Dave 31,615 views 4.00 = Nuttin but Nip Star Nuttin but Nip Star Nuttin but Nip Star Nuttin but Nip Star (1 vote)

Out of Water Experience Added: 5/13/2004 Noun  
When you take a huge crap and the pile extends past the water line in the toilet...
Submitted by: Dave 1,579 views  

pink swallower Added: 4/20/2004 Noun  
a man/women who eats vagina
Submitted by: dave 1,535 views  

Pirate's Beard Added: 10/30/2007 Noun  
When you're going down on a chick while she's on her back, and she had Mexican f...
Submitted by: Dave 31,747 views 3.60 = Pirate's Beard Star Pirate's Beard Star Pirate's Beard Star Pirate's Beard Star (15 votes)

P-mail Added: 2/8/2004 Noun  
Taking a shit on someone's keyboard.
Submitted by: Dave 1,291 views 1.90 = P-mail Star P-mail Star (10 votes)

Poo shooter Added: 2/6/2003 Verb  
When you take a dump on the floor then cum over it. (some people get off on it!)
Submitted by: Dave 2,655 views 1.90 = Poo shooter Star Poo shooter Star (10 votes)

Pubic Jelly Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
When you leave lots of cum on your pubic hair for months and it jellifies
Submitted by: Dave 2,751 views 4.00 = Pubic Jelly Star Pubic Jelly Star Pubic Jelly Star Pubic Jelly Star (2 votes)

quimby Added: 3/2/2004 Noun  
a guy who both gives and recieves in a threesome situation
Submitted by: dave 4,525 views 2.36 = quimby Star quimby Star (11 votes)

Racing stripe Added: 8/29/2003 Noun  
The stripe you get in your pants when you have a wet fart.
Submitted by: Dave 4,562 views 3.25 = Racing stripe Star Racing stripe Star Racing stripe Star (8 votes)

Raging Monkey Added: 11/22/2004 Verb  
When a girl uses a banana to get off
Submitted by: Dave 4,239 views 2.00 = Raging Monkey Star Raging Monkey Star (15 votes)

Rectal slime Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
Running shit
Submitted by: Dave 3,175 views 1.30 = Rectal slime Star (20 votes)

Rectum Splinter Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
When you take a shit, and part of the poo is sharp and goes into one of your che...
Submitted by: Dave 2,887 views 2.00 = Rectum Splinter Star Rectum Splinter Star (8 votes)

Retarded Rimmer Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
Someone get's so drunk and passes out, you pull down your pants and sit your as...
Submitted by: dave 31,629 views 2.50 = Retarded Rimmer Star Retarded Rimmer Star Retarded Rimmer Star (2 votes)

Sadigus Nadigus Added: 2/5/2003 Noun  
hanging balls
Submitted by: Dave 5,305 views 3.18 = Sadigus Nadigus Star Sadigus Nadigus Star Sadigus Nadigus Star (11 votes)

semen Vacuum Added: 4/27/2005 Noun  
Girl who likes to swallow as much cum as possible at one time
Submitted by: dave 31,880 views 1.21 = semen Vacuum Star (28 votes)

single barrelled - pump action cream shooter Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
dick
Submitted by: Dave 2,975 views 3.29 = single barrelled - pump action cream shooter Star single barrelled - pump action cream shooter Star single barrelled - pump action cream shooter Star (7 votes)

slippery wongle Added: 5/3/2005 Noun  
a greesy nob
Submitted by: Dave 31,703 views  

Throat Coat Added: 2/9/2006 Noun  
A soothing slop of goo, good til the last drop. Especially useful for chicks th...
Submitted by: Dave 31,621 views 4.00 = Throat Coat Star Throat Coat Star Throat Coat Star Throat Coat Star (2 votes)

Upperdecker Added: 12/3/2002 Verb Click to listen to Upperdecker
Crapping a load in the toilet tank then putting the lid back on. For someone you...
Submitted by: Dave 31,901 views 2.50 = Upperdecker Star Upperdecker Star Upperdecker Star (10 votes)

Winnets Added: 12/28/2005 Noun  
This is when a sweaty arse and bum fluff interlock with your anal beard to creat...
Submitted by: Dave 31,549 views 1.00 = Winnets Star (2 votes)

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