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By Unknown	Comment posted: 1/18/2006
I wouldn't normally put peanuts in an omelette, but that's a good idea Pirate! First, store up at least 3 or 4 days of your "egg mixture" so you can give her a thick coating of eggs; now add the peanuts, diced peppers, onions, black olives, some shredded cheddar cheese. When it dries, she'll have a tasty, extra salty snack. Just be sure to keep from ass-fucking her for a couple days, because she'll have one humongous ass-cactus!

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