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cumflakes
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Comment posted: 7/6/2006
After she awakes, the very first thing Joan does in the morning is go to the kitchenand get her favorite cereal bowl from the cupboard and puts it on the floor. She then squats down and carefully ruffles her pubes to collect all the cumflakes from her date the night before. As the bowl fills up, she smiles and thinks to herself "I wish I could meet all those guys that wonder why I have such a hairy pussy. If only they knew how much I love eating a big bowl of cumflakes in the morning!" Joan then cleans herself up, applies her makeup and gets dressed (after deciding whether or not to use factory air). Then she sits down, adds a little whole milk to the bowl, then savors every salty spoonful. Of course she then licks the bowl clean, before heading out to see who will pay her compliments during the day.
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