Definition 1: When you wipe your ass with toilet paper, and it either a) gets ripped through or b) your fingers miss the toilet paper, and the tips of your fingers touch your shit covered asshole.
Usage Example: Man I was so drunk last night and I wasn't careful... I think I went blurging.
Blurging
Definition 1: When you wipe your ass with toilet paper, and it either a) gets ripped through or b) your fingers miss the toilet paper, and the tips of your fingers touch your shit covered asshole.
Usage Example: Man I was so drunk last night and I wasn't careful... I think I went blurging.
