Definition 1: Jerking off into any kind of dough, be it cookie, bread, or other, baking said dough, and serving the end- product to an unsuspecting "deserving" person.
Usage Example: "Rachel had broken up with me three months ago...but, when she suggested me get together for dinner to "have some closure," I couldn't help serving up a basket of Kansas City Baked Goods."
Kansas City Baked Goods
Definition 1: Jerking off into any kind of dough, be it cookie, bread, or other, baking said dough, and serving the end- product to an unsuspecting "deserving" person.
Usage Example: "Rachel had broken up with me three months ago...but, when she suggested me get together for dinner to "have some closure," I couldn't help serving up a basket of Kansas City Baked Goods."
