Dragon's Nostril |
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Noun
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Definition 1: Malady of the digestive tract occurring after one has digested Mexican or Indian food. Symptoms indicative of the disorder include:
1) Uncontrollable and profuse discharge of bilious, corrosive fluids through the anus. (Sometimes the anus itself is referred to as the Dragon's Nostril.)
2) Noxious fumes and intermittent flames issuing forth through the Dragon's Nostril.
3) Intense itching and pain at the orifice of the Dragon's Nostril.
4) Intense swelling of the balloon knot so that the spokes are no longer visible.
5) Loud noises, rumbling and growling in the vicinity of the abdominal region.
Dragon's Nostril may last up to 48 hours and is non life threatening to stricken individuals. |
Usage Example: Dude, your old man's four alarm chili and jalapenos gave me the Dragon's Nostril something awful. Get me some preparation H and some clean underwear! |
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