Definition 1: When you walk up to the urinal and panic, because you put your underwear on backward this morning and you've got to get your wang out NOW to piss before you go in your shorts.
Usage Example: Hey man, my fly is in back and I'm in the no-fly zone. What do I do? Over the elastic waistband? underneath the leg and around? Gawd nothing's right this morning!
No-Fly Zone
Definition 1: When you walk up to the urinal and panic, because you put your underwear on backward this morning and you've got to get your wang out NOW to piss before you go in your shorts.
Usage Example: Hey man, my fly is in back and I'm in the no-fly zone. What do I do? Over the elastic waistband? underneath the leg and around? Gawd nothing's right this morning!
