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Turdword: Ass Page Ass Page   Noun

Ass Page Definition Definition 1: Variation of the "Ma Bell". While in the middle of fucking your bitch doggie style, set your pager to vibrate and shove it up her ass. Then pull out your cell phone and call your pager. When it starts to vibrate, stuff your cell phone in her pussy, climb in front of her and say "Its for you dear!". Then proceed to stuff your cock down her throat. With a little practice, and the proper positioning, you can be able to have her "shoot" both items back onto your dresser (if her tits are squeezed hard enough).
Ass Page Example Usage Usage Example: Last night my wife had to answer her "ass page".

Submitted by Dr. Will Fister P.H.D. on 8/16/2003 View the comments about Ass Page 1 comments 2.80 = Ass Page Star Ass Page Star Ass Page Star (5 votes)

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