Definition 1: This is what happens when you take a shit that comes flying out of your ass so fast that it explodes on the back of the toilet seat, causing shit particles to spray onto your ass cheeks.
Usage Example: I let Jenny toss my salad last night, but what she didn't know is that I hadn't wiped my ass after I had just taken a monster veloci-crapper
Veloci-crapper
Definition 1: This is what happens when you take a shit that comes flying out of your ass so fast that it explodes on the back of the toilet seat, causing shit particles to spray onto your ass cheeks.
Usage Example: I let Jenny toss my salad last night, but what she didn't know is that I hadn't wiped my ass after I had just taken a monster veloci-crapper
