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Once again, I've neglected my turdly duties of late and haven't taken
care of the questions. So once again, I apologize. I really don't have any excuses
on this one. So either forgive me or you can give me a
Hot Lunch.
Better yet, check out this gem for a quick laugh (it's work safe):
Funny Video
Maybe this is a cure all for those
Cum Dodgers out there.
As usual, if you want to ask us question, simply submit it here:
Ask Turdwords!
-Eddie
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whats the name of the act of taking a dump in the resivour tank of the toilet?
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dipstick/st. louis mo
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That would be the old
Upper Decker. It's about
as old of a trick as your dad's
Ghastly Ghost. But if happens to
you, I'd say you were "fucked".
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Hey, fuckheads! "Macaca" is in the news a lot this week. Why the fuck don't you have a definition for this offensive slang word among all your other fucking turdwords? Just kidding ... you guys rock ... not really.
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Gruntman, New Jersey
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Looks like another genius from New Jersey... probably got his girlfriend to do
a
New Jersey Crackpipe with him and now he thinks he is the
shiznit.
I looked it up... it refers to a
(monkey primate
, something obviously evolution hasn't
taken care up there in New Jersey (probably because they think intimate sex
is performing
New Jersey Meathook on each other.
Oh well, we don't do racial words here... let's let ignorance died where it should... in New Jersey.
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how come pee wee herman makes me fear for my anus?
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erin Atlanta, GA
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Probably repressed memories from performing
Analingus on your dad after he
caught you masturbating to The Nightmare Before Christmas.
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what is a raspberry beret
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john Indiana
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Easy, check out this one:
Raspberry Beret. Think of that
next time you hear Prince's song.
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WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE IN THE ASS AND THEY TAKE A SHIT ON YOU?
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GINNA(DALLAS)
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Usually messy.... There are a ton of words that refer to this act... depending
upon if it is was intentional or not. I guess some people really enjoy it, but
assuming it was accidental, I'd probably go for
Chocolate Orgasm
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When I sit down to shit but piss first, then the turd flops and splashes piss juice on my balls. What would I call this oh so common occurrence?
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David - MC Base Camp Pendleton
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I like the Alabama Bidet
and the Golden Ass Wash.
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Do you know how many male ejeculations it takes to fill up a gallon jug? Do you know how I can get my hands on such a product? I don't mind tuggin a few cocks or suckin some balls but you know how raw the lips can get? Just talkin about this makes my asshole want to hug some serious cock!!! I guess now is a good time to start my stock-pile huh? Only problem is,............I swallow!
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noni mous The Blue Oyster
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Why would you want to do this? I can't imagine what you would do with it... Are
you going to bring a big old gallon of
Man Juice to show and tell
and explain to everybody how much of a
Cum Dummy you are?
Sounds smart to me.
Incidentally, the answer is 1623 loads, assuming each male hasn't jacked off in
three days and has normal sperm producing capabilities. Not one more, not one less.
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I usually masterbate while in the fetal position so my cum hits me in the face. Am I gay or do all guys do this also? ----Also, How do astronauts masterbate in space? There would be spunk floating everywhere! Sound like a dreamland to me.
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noni mous The Blue Oyster
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No wonder you are having problems gathering your gallon of sperm. Looks like
we have to set your straight. Usually guys
Punch the Clown and deposit
their loads in a
Spanky Hanky or even
a
Jizz Towel
As far as astronauts ... they don't masturbate. On those long trips you have to ask
yourself what those experimental monkees are for...
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What is a polish bicycle or polish bikeride? I heard one of those on South Park and I cant find it on here.
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Weaver, OR
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You've now been informed:
polish bike ride.
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I love this sight and was just curious about what the original turd words were.
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Grizz--Pewamo, MI
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Look up any word and use your browser's URL window and change the wordID to 1 through
20 or so. Those are about the original turdwords that we invented when we started
this hokey site. I don't think any one thought that this site would become anything, least
off all, make a nice little profit from time to time. Either way, it's been fun.
When we first started we just came up with a word of that day at work and wrote it
on a white board (at our regular day jobs). We'd come up with profane definitions
(but not write those). Someone suggested we make a website for them and we figured
who would come?
Well let's just say several thousand (maybe even hundreds of thousands at this point)
have been enlightened by our wisdom.
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Can I get my name removed from the website? I'd rather not come up on TurdWords when I'm googled.
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G.F.
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Listen geniuses -- don't submit these kinds of requests to Ask Turdwords. I get these
and most of the time people don't put the word(s) that their names appear on, nor
do they tell me what their name is. So I have no idea what to do... about as
smart as your girlfriend
Bobbing for Babies.
Simply send me an e-mail. Don't worry. I don't bite and I don't spam. Tell me the words
where your name is appearing and I'll take care of it.
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First of all I love your site. Second, how do you guys actually make money by having a free website full of dirty words and stuff?
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STALLS Kansas City
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Huh? Your susposed to be paying to see all those words... how did you get
free access to the site?
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what if i fuck girl with sperm in side her? what will happen
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usher
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This is usually called
Sloppy Seconds.
To me, I usually see it as a potential show date on
Maury Povich
with her other man to see who's going to be paying child support for the next
18 years.
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Whats it called when a dumb broad rubs your dick and goes over your piss hole and she rubs it horizontal rather than with the grain? ... thats like the worst feeling in the world and any dame that does it should die.
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Van Pally, N.Y.
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Agreed. If you want, I can make it my sacred duty to educate all the women
in the world about proper ways of
Cocksmanship. You all know how to reach me.
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Okay, that's it for now. There are still some more questions, but at this point,
my computer time is up. Keep up the word submissions, the fan mail and the questions.
We really do read the fan mail and it makes our day when somebody sends us a thumbs up.
Eddie
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