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Hi there again. It's been a fun summer and I apologize again for letting the questions
get into a backlog state (sort of like my septic tank right now).
We've added some cool changes to the site, including being able to search
for people's submission. That's because you all asked for it... so I broke down
and did some work. Pretty cool, huh? Who cares about you?
Me.
So on with this edition of Ask Turdwords, there's a bunch
to do here and there is no time like the present.
-Eddie
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Is the term shower cap another slang for a condom?
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jane.b*
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Wow, a girl writes to me wanting me to answer a question! Can this job get any better?
Yes, I'd say a "shower cap" could be considered slang for a condom, but I suppose
so can Cock Sock or
even the ultra-popular Jimmy Hat.
Just make sure you clean up "shower cap" after a shower, no one needs to find your
Spanky Hanky.
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What are the turds called that keep popping up after you flush?
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Sarah, NY
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Two girls writing to me. Shit, you just fixed my
blue buster. Thanks!
Much like disco, these turds just don't go away. If you don't have any friends,
they are called
Floating Friends but I think
Hey Joe summed it up best by calling
them Brown Bouys.
Now, I have to clean up the mess, luckily, I have a chronic case of a
Web Cold.
Thanks
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I DON'T HAVE A QUESTION...I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW FUCKING WONDERFUL YOUR WEBSITE IS. ALL DAY AT WORK, I LAUGH MY FUCKIN' ASS OFF AT SOME OF THE IDIOTIC SHIT, BUT IT'S FANTASTIC. KEEP ON DOIN' WHAT YOUR DOIN'!!!!!!!!!!
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CORI FROM BALTIMORE
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Is Cori a chick? I don't know but I don't want to take any chances, could be a
Transvestight.
But thanks anyways... There are quite a few folks that love flipping through our
dictionary.
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Is there anyway I can get paid for my submissions?
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C Mac, Vancity
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Sure, just Rub one out and
take it to the Sperm Bank.
Seriously, if you want to get paid, find us an advertiser that'll pay us some money to do ads.
We'll throw you a few bones.
We used to do the pop-ups, but they figured out what kind of site we were running and dropped
us like a hot potato. Unfortunately, that means the $100 - $150 check we were receiving every month
turned into nothing.
So I am getting exactly what you are getting for you submission: nothing -- sort of like an
air gun.
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Yo, i submitted a word called balloon popping and it wasnt added to the site, and you add a lot worse words that that ! So whats the deal can i get it on the site or what !!
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James. From New Jersey
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Check all the previous ask turdwords, you'll find your answer there, either that or your the
6th guy dope at a Sperm Bank Buffet.
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why do girls queef? how do u stop queefing?
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sabrina, MI
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Another chick! Holy cripes, I didn't realize we had such a draw from girlies.
A queef is simply the accumulation
of air in a woman's
pantie hamster. Think about it this way,
if someone attached an air pump to your asshole and forced air in there. What do you think would
happen with all the air? You are certainly going to
cut one helluva fart.
It's got to come out somewhere. So a queef is very similar to that scenario.
I hope you think of that mental picture next time it happens to you! You can laugh about it and
say, "That Eddie fellow at Turdwords.Com is one cool dude..."
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What is Formunda Cheese? I would imagine it's smeg. It's not listed in the dictionary but I see it all the time when I'm submitting a new word. Also the Rear Admiral is no longer in the dictionary. What's up with that?
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C Mac, Vancity
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Formunda Cheese or (FromUndaCheese) can be found
here.
I found Anal Admiral
and Rear Gunner, but no
Rear Admiral. I could've sworn we had it. Add it!
Now go away, I want to write to more women visitors.
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heard the term 'Harvest Moon' on Howard Stern the other day. Gary said that she should've taken a shower before the sex on video tape. Any ideas what it is? My guess is a 'browning' of the ass crack--hence the shower reference tanx
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fan-Cleve
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i heard on the howard stern show they were saying this broad had a "harvest moon" what is that? thanks
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james, cleveland
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what is a harvest moon?
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les@****.com
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I don't regularly listen to Howard, but occasionally check out his show. I would agree that
Harvest Moon means a dirty ass, something only a
Turd Harvester would enjoy.
The harvest portion probably means the "production of" and moon definitely refers to ass.
So I'd have to agree with Fan-Cleve, it's a dirty asshole.
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Sorry about the "duck butter" thing, but my definition was better than the one in there, at least I think. But fuck it anyway, you guys let some good stuff in. I get a good laugh when I need it. Later.
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Big Mike From Chicago
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That's cool Mike... Just submit it again for the helluva. Go
White Sox or
Cubs, which ever you want,
I am a fan of both teams.
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Two of my recent entries were rejected. "The Family Reunion" and "The Senior Bi-athalon". I was wondering if it had something to do with violence against senior citizens. Or do you guys just have some problem with incest? Where are your family values?
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C Mac, Vancity
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Pretty much. Generally we want words that are funny, but I vaguely remember those words crossed the line
a bit for me. 95% of the violent words that involve raping dead, elderly or children are deleted.
If you don't like that, take our apologies and start a site dedicated to that sort of crap. My
parents read this site too.
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you should include a search feature by submitter since i forgot all the words ive submitted. and i cant believe you guys didnt like the michaelangelo da vinci submission!
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Medstud79
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Request taken, request accepted. We took care of it....
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That's about it for this week. I'll try to write some more. Thanks for visiting and keeping
me on my toes.
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