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Wow, I just checked in with the site and realized I had a LOT of fan mail that I needed
to answer. Holy poo!
Speaking of which, my favorite word of late is poo! Nothing fancy,
no, butt chocolate,
no ooze slop, and
nothing like shit. I just enjoy poo -- it's friendly enough that I can use just
about anywhere without risk of getting my mouth washed out with soap.
So there's my tribute to the word, "Poop". Use it proudly.
Visit the Fun Page for more goodies or
feel free to drop me and RJ a Question.
So on with this week's load of questions:
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ok, what the hell is spooning?
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LittleBopeep, California
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What rock have you been hiding under. Spooning is a publicly polite word that means
to cuddle after sex -- the exact position is a bit like this: your lover lays down, with her
knees to her midsection with your behind them. If you are lucky you could do a little
buttonholing.
Spooning is too tame to make it to turdwords and if you are a man, chances
are you don't do any spooning; you are too busy watching ESPN or asleep after sex. My question
is, what would spooning be called, if you could do something like it, after performing
a yanky?
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what's a solo sanchez?
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melissa sanchez
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Of course, everyone knows what a
Dirty Sanchez, but I
didn't find an official definition of a solo sanchez, Melissa. My guess is that
a solo sanchez is the act of sticking one's finger, penis, or other object into their
own Dirty Cherry and
wiping it under their nose, ala a self-imposed
Dirty Hitler.
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who has the big stinky ass
i have the stinkest ass
submitted by the same person, 3 questions
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brooke flordia
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If you have the stinkiest ass in the word, chances encounted an
Infinity Wipe. Congratulations!
Be sure to drop me a line and let me know what it's like. As far as the biggest
tits in the world, that'd probably be you (and you probably have the biggest
Flesh Pipe as well.
Next idiot!
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what is a hot lunch?
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lou lou
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Hot Lunch -- not
to be confused with a
Sloppy Brunch.
Now Mr. Dumber writes...
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Kids returning home from America who used theat kind of language thinking their ability to write and talk sh*t amazes anyone in China. We have a 7000 years old turd pool culture for veggie!
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turd pool language
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Welcome to Turdwords,
Jerkface. Maybe if more
people knew the definition of
Frisco Fruit Loop there'd
be less of a population problem over there, no?
Now Mr. Dumbest Writes....
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a squeezed fart you try hard and just a little sound
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poo poo man
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Cute... I like your name. Try not to hit send next time before finishing your thought.
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what is it called again when a girl is sucking you off and then you punch her in the nose so she has a bloddy nose combined with the cum?
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chris, glenolden
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Sheesh, I've probably seen this one defined in a thousand ways that 90% of the time
I just delete it. Here's some of the words that I know of:
Strawberry Shortcake
Cherry Danish
Jelly Donut
Strawberry Daquiri
Hopefully, you get the picture... The question I ask, is why would you punch a chick
after getting a
mic check?
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Do you know any hot girls? I really need a good sweaty stinkface. Thanx.
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Sean
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What's so attractive about a stink face, sean?
Poop, why not find a
fuckapotamus and give
her a
creampie or even
a
hot toddy?
But yeah, I know a hot chick or two and here's the sexy message she sent me (500K)
(Message), maybe she'll do you!
(Ladies, send me your wav file and I'll add it!)
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what is a butt plug
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jack san diego
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Check out: butt plug or check out
what people usually stick up their asses to plug it up at
this site.
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Why have some of my classic entries like Womfa and Beanflicker been removed? I find this especially perplexing as uncreative garbage like Cumdumpster remains on the site. |
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C Mac, Vancouver
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How come I keep submitting excellent words, and you fucks don't add them to the list? Meanwhile, you keep posting the same old drivel? Is your taste really that far up your ass?
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Suck me raw, bitch
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Give me atleast a week to validate the words guys. Nextly, the usual applies:
poor spelling, violent words, or poop we've seen before gets deleted. Don't take it
personally, you just suck (poop).
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I was wondering if you have ever heard of a steaming harley and if so , what is it?
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Joe M of Michigan
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Sure, here is the definition of a
steaming harley. I am not
sure how the harley comes into play, is it done on a motorcycle or is there some
chick named Harley that was into receiving these things?
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Enough poop for now. In fact, I have to take a poop so bad that I have
sewer ass. So keep on submitting
your Poopy Questions and we'll see ya next week.
Your poop happy editor...
-Eddie
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