 White Couch Incident, The |
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 Definition 1: (based on a true story)The act of banging your girlfriend in the ass on her parents' white couch while they're away for the weekend, and when you hear them roll up into the driveway, you pull out, your girlfriend shits on you and the couch out of sheer nervousness, and you grab your clothes AND hers, run like the devil's after you out the back door, leaving your soon-to-be ex-girlfriend naked and crying, to explain to her parents why she's on the couch, naked and crying, with shit all over the couch. Lord have mercy on my soul for revealing what should have best have been forgotten... |
 Usage Example: A rare but true incident...I leave the reader with this question...if you're the one on the couch, what do SAY to your parents? How do you explain the situation? Ask Ann F., she KNOWS... |
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Submitted by M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB
on 3/31/2005
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