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Ohio River log jam Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
Dropping a massive turd into a bubble bath.
Submitted by: yingus 36,308 views 1.43 = Ohio River log jam Star (14 votes)

Reverse Assmosis Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
Inserting foreign objects up one's asshole.
Submitted by: Yingus 33,995 views 2.76 = Reverse Assmosis Star Reverse Assmosis Star Reverse Assmosis Star (17 votes)

gigglepuss Added: 7/21/2005 Noun  
A chick who suffers from uncuntrollable giggling. Engages in silly-assed giggli...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,813 views 1.00 = gigglepuss Star (1 vote)

Assitosis Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
A condition where someone's breath smells like they ate a bucket of rotten shit.
Submitted by: Yingus 33,542 views 3.61 = Assitosis Star Assitosis Star Assitosis Star Assitosis Star (23 votes)

Jizzercise Added: 6/16/2005 Noun  
A structured approach to jacking off on a frequent, repeatable basis using effec...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,480 views 3.10 = Jizzercise Star Jizzercise Star Jizzercise Star (10 votes)

Mongolian Turdwich Added: 1/28/2007 Noun  
A delicacy originating from the ancient tribes of Tibet where smashed,semi-moist...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,459 views 2.06 = Mongolian Turdwich Star Mongolian Turdwich Star (17 votes)

Nut Mix Added: 6/27/2005 Noun  
Fondling one's nut sack resulting in the contents to lightly collide against one...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,412 views 3.35 = Nut Mix Star Nut Mix Star Nut Mix Star (20 votes)

Cock Pocket Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
A smooth-shaven, velvety soft, tight, and slippery pussy.
Submitted by: Yingus 33,385 views 2.78 = Cock Pocket Star Cock Pocket Star Cock Pocket Star (9 votes)

Shitcicle Added: 6/27/2005 Noun  
Whilst taking a shit, a turd that hangs on and won't disengage from the sphincte...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,314 views 1.00 = Shitcicle Star (1 vote)

ovarian summit Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
A group (usually comprised of members of the female species)engaged in a grandio...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,273 views 2.00 = ovarian summit Star ovarian summit Star (6 votes)

Asstretch Egg Added: 5/7/2006 Noun  
An abnormally large turd (similar in size to an ostrich egg) which causes trauma...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,235 views 4.00 = Asstretch Egg Star Asstretch Egg Star Asstretch Egg Star Asstretch Egg Star (1 vote)

Braggage Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
Situation when someone is wearing gym shorts or other loose crotch attire with n...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,221 views  

Ass Booger Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
Small spherical turd(s). Usually expelled in batches whilst taking a shit. Com...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,211 views 1.73 = Ass Booger Star Ass Booger Star (11 votes)

lillies on the pond Added: 8/17/2005 Noun  
Frothy, mucousy, matter shot out of the ass that floats on the surface of the st...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,199 views 3.10 = lillies on the pond Star lillies on the pond Star lillies on the pond Star (10 votes)

Fartistic Impressionism Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
A highly developed proficiency at farting to achieve a creative result, irrespec...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,198 views 2.80 = Fartistic Impressionism Star Fartistic Impressionism Star Fartistic Impressionism Star (5 votes)

Ass Pickle Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
A singular turd expelled during a single ass evacuation session that is shaped n...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,194 views 3.74 = Ass Pickle Star Ass Pickle Star Ass Pickle Star Ass Pickle Star (35 votes)

Twattage Added: 6/16/2005 Adjective  
A magnamanous display of twattly hardware (ie. all things cuntly) Note: A cam...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,174 views  

ass-induced squall line Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
The leading edge of a cloud of ass gas. Frequently the result of a raunchy fart...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,167 views 2.20 = ass-induced squall line Star ass-induced squall line Star (5 votes)

Poop Fairy Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
Secretly placing a freshly produced, steaming turd under the pillow of a deservi...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,158 views 2.88 = Poop Fairy Star Poop Fairy Star Poop Fairy Star (40 votes)

porcupuss Added: 8/4/2005 Noun  
A pussy adorned by very coarse pubic hair.
Submitted by: Yingus 33,156 views 2.15 = porcupuss Star porcupuss Star (13 votes)

Farticus Maxmimus Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
Title/salutation indicating farting skills par excellence to the common man(woma...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,142 views 2.00 = Farticus Maxmimus Star Farticus Maxmimus Star (3 votes)

tube clamp Added: 7/21/2005 Noun  
an extremely tight pussy
Submitted by: Yingus 33,140 views 2.91 = tube clamp Star tube clamp Star tube clamp Star (11 votes)

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logical phallacy Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
A lame attempt to reason or explain a questionable act involving one's pork swor...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,131 views 1.75 = logical phallacy Star logical phallacy Star (20 votes)

Toe'd Stool Added: 9/8/2005 Noun  
Taking a shit in someone's shoe such that it's inconspicuous to the unsuspecting...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,119 views 1.90 = Toe'd Stool Star Toe'd Stool Star (10 votes)

Pisstool Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
The feeling of having to take a massive shit only to discover after rushing to t...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,113 views 3.00 = Pisstool Star Pisstool Star Pisstool Star (3 votes)

Towin' The Timber Added: 6/25/2005 Verb  
Shitting one's pants and not having the opportunity to immediately empty your br...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,079 views 4.00 = Towin' The Timber Star Towin' The Timber Star Towin' The Timber Star Towin' The Timber Star (3 votes)

Turd Whore Added: 5/31/2005 Noun  
A dirty, cheap prostitute who's a lousy fuck and gives shitty head. One would g...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,076 views 3.61 = Turd Whore Star Turd Whore Star Turd Whore Star Turd Whore Star (46 votes)

clitigation Added: 5/3/2005 Noun  
After dumping a chick, she takes you to court, claiming you owe her money or goo...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,075 views 2.00 = clitigation Star clitigation Star (6 votes)

Saran Crap Surprise Added: 10/4/2005 Noun  
Taking a shit onto a sheet of saran wrap, carefully tucking the saran warp aroun...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,071 views 3.18 = Saran Crap Surprise Star Saran Crap Surprise Star Saran Crap Surprise Star (11 votes)

turdzilla Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
One who terrorizes others with behaviour involving turdly acts such as taking ma...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,056 views 4.00 = turdzilla Star turdzilla Star turdzilla Star turdzilla Star (1 vote)

Skank-fishing Added: 7/21/2005 Verb  
Trolling for anything with a heartbeat to lay the meat to without regard to the ...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,048 views 1.13 = Skank-fishing Star (24 votes)

barfhole Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
a foul-smelling snatch (ie pussy)
Submitted by: Yingus 33,044 views 2.71 = barfhole Star barfhole Star barfhole Star (14 votes)

Cuntucky Derby Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
Strip joint (aka Titty Bar) where tucking bucks is considered normal and welcome...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,036 views 3.00 = Cuntucky Derby Star Cuntucky Derby Star Cuntucky Derby Star (3 votes)

Assfault Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
The failure of the sphinter muscle to function properly during a farting episode...
Submitted by: Yingus 33,034 views 3.57 = Assfault Star Assfault Star Assfault Star Assfault Star (14 votes)

Sand Funnel Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
a dry, rough pussy
Submitted by: Yingus 33,013 views 1.00 = Sand Funnel Star (1 vote)

finger in the dike Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
Getting stinkfinger from a lesbo.
Submitted by: Yingus 33,010 views 2.50 = finger in the dike Star finger in the dike Star finger in the dike Star (2 votes)

Lesbone Added: 7/5/2005 Noun  
A lebian wearing a strap on penis.
Submitted by: Yingus 33,003 views 4.00 = Lesbone Star Lesbone Star Lesbone Star Lesbone Star (1 vote)

Blubber Bone Added: 6/27/2005 Noun  
The short, stubby, hard-on of an obese person.
Submitted by: Yingus 32,987 views 4.00 = Blubber Bone Star Blubber Bone Star Blubber Bone Star Blubber Bone Star (1 vote)

Rock Solid Added: 5/12/2005 Adjective  
A dense, impacted turd with protruding nodules that rip ass during expulsion. O...
Submitted by: Yingus 32,982 views 2.00 = Rock Solid Star Rock Solid Star (2 votes)

Turd Freckle Added: 10/4/2005 Noun  
A brown, loose piece of brown skin not unlike a freckle except that it has subst...
Submitted by: Yingus 32,981 views 1.00 = Turd Freckle Star (1 vote)

Thundering Turd Added: 7/5/2005 Adjective  
A shitting session accompanied by a large quantity of noisy, gaseous expulsions.
Submitted by: Yingus 32,965 views 2.62 = Thundering Turd Star Thundering Turd Star Thundering Turd Star (13 votes)

sticky dick noogie Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
Rubbing the back of someone's head with your hard dick and jizzing all over thei...
Submitted by: yingus 32,954 views 2.00 = sticky dick noogie Star sticky dick noogie Star (3 votes)

lickorrich Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
When someone can't pay a debt in cash, a bartered settlement in the form of a go...
Submitted by: yingus 2,220 views 2.60 = lickorrich Star lickorrich Star lickorrich Star (15 votes)

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