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Nugget Juggler Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
The act of palpating one's testicles while also performing felatio.
Submitted by: Chris 2,061 views  

A.B.C Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
a males taint also knowns as your ass-ball-connection. (A.B.C)
Submitted by: chris 4,657 views 2.00 = A.B.C Star A.B.C Star (2 votes)

turtle fuck Added: 8/15/2009 Noun  
when you fuck a girl from behind and she is under a coffee table. every time her...
Submitted by: chris 2,290 views 3.00 = turtle fuck Star turtle fuck Star turtle fuck Star (6 votes)

Blind Piano Man, the Added: 12/24/2009 Adverb  
Insert both thumbs into her pussy, while banging' the back door, tilt your head ...
Submitted by: chris 3,097 views 3.22 = Blind Piano Man, the Star Blind Piano Man, the Star Blind Piano Man, the Star (9 votes)

Felchee Added: 12/9/2002 Noun Click to listen to Felchee
Someone who has received a felch
Submitted by: Chris 14,513 views 3.25 = Felchee Star Felchee Star Felchee Star (20 votes)

Gaybo Added: 1/3/2003 Noun  
One who is not Gay but looks and acts like it
Submitted by: chris 6,234 views 3.17 = Gaybo Star Gaybo Star Gaybo Star (18 votes)

Wax the Dolphin Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Masterbation
Submitted by: Chris 4,365 views 1.00 = Wax the Dolphin Star (1 vote)

Shake the Mink Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Urination
Submitted by: Chris 4,749 views 1.43 = Shake the Mink Star (14 votes)

Stroking the one-eyed wonder worm Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Masterbation
Submitted by: Chris 5,713 views 3.33 = Stroking the one-eyed wonder worm Star Stroking the one-eyed wonder worm Star Stroking the one-eyed wonder worm Star (9 votes)

Flog(ing) the bishop Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Masterbation (Refers to the chess piece)
Submitted by: Chris 4,207 views 3.25 = Flog(ing) the bishop Star Flog(ing) the bishop Star Flog(ing) the bishop Star (4 votes)

Lope the Mule Added: 1/8/2003 Noun  
Male Masterbation
Submitted by: Chris 6,459 views 1.80 = Lope the Mule Star Lope the Mule Star (10 votes)

Cuff(ing) the Carrot Added: 1/8/2003 Verb  
Male Masterbation
Submitted by: Chris 4,312 views 3.15 = Cuff(ing) the Carrot Star Cuff(ing) the Carrot Star Cuff(ing) the Carrot Star (13 votes)

Booger Pincher Added: 1/20/2003 Noun  
A person with a pinched nose, and an attitude to match.
Submitted by: Chris 7,303 views 3.00 = Booger Pincher Star Booger Pincher Star Booger Pincher Star (3 votes)

Berubian Added: 1/27/2003 Noun  
Someone easily tricked into anal sex.
Submitted by: Chris 5,617 views 2.07 = Berubian Star Berubian Star (14 votes)

Berube Added: 1/27/2003 Verb  
To trick someone into anal sex, as with a "pick up the soap" trick.
Submitted by: Chris 5,207 views 1.00 = Berube Star (1 vote)

butt Juice Added: 2/5/2003 Noun  
The really nasty juicy farts you rip after a weekend of beer drinking
Submitted by: Chris 5,113 views 3.25 = butt Juice Star butt Juice Star butt Juice Star (12 votes)

Poop rod Added: 3/8/2003 Noun  
a fag's dick after fucking in the ass
Submitted by: chris 3,873 views 2.50 = Poop rod Star Poop rod Star Poop rod Star (2 votes)

Sack Wiper Added: 3/29/2003 Noun  
Use of a female's hair for wiping the sweat from your nuts after intercoarse.
Submitted by: Chris 5,303 views 2.50 = Sack Wiper Star Sack Wiper Star Sack Wiper Star (6 votes)

fish eye Added: 4/3/2003 Noun  
while drilling your girl from behind, pull it out and stick it in her ass. the l...
Submitted by: chris 5,104 views 1.80 = fish eye Star fish eye Star (30 votes)

butt sludge Added: 4/11/2003 Noun  
The semi-viscous aftermath of ejaculate in the anus
Submitted by: Chris 4,320 views 3.38 = butt sludge Star butt sludge Star butt sludge Star (13 votes)

Shock and Awe Campaign Added: 4/24/2003 Noun  
Massive, exausting, and dangerous bowl movement.
Submitted by: Chris 4,461 views 2.00 = Shock and Awe Campaign Star Shock and Awe Campaign Star (9 votes)

Applause from the Back Row Added: 4/24/2003 Noun Click to listen to Applause from the Back Row
When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it so...
Submitted by: Chris 44,210 views 3.31 = Applause from the Back Row Star Applause from the Back Row Star Applause from the Back Row Star (127 votes)

soapdish love Added: 5/23/2003 Noun  
sex in the shower while standing upright and bracing one leg on the soap holder
Submitted by: chris 2,774 views 2.00 = soapdish love Star soapdish love Star (9 votes)

Hand Puppet Added: 6/6/2003 Noun  
Sticking your hand up a girl's crotch/ass through her clothes.
Submitted by: Chris 3,931 views 3.42 = Hand Puppet Star Hand Puppet Star Hand Puppet Star (73 votes)

Dirt Merchant Added: 6/10/2003 Noun  
One who saves previously used rubbers from anal sex...and later compiles a scrap...
Submitted by: Chris 3,766 views 1.90 = Dirt Merchant Star Dirt Merchant Star (10 votes)

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Muddy Turtle Sundae Added: 6/10/2003 Noun  
When one feeds another their shit covered man hood after a previous anal encount...
Submitted by: Chris 3,749 views 2.71 = Muddy Turtle Sundae Star Muddy Turtle Sundae Star Muddy Turtle Sundae Star (21 votes)

Sour Patch Kids Added: 6/13/2003 Noun  
Crabs/Scabies in/on/around a very dirty cunt
Submitted by: Chris 3,081 views 1.60 = Sour Patch Kids Star Sour Patch Kids Star (10 votes)

Fire Crotch Added: 6/13/2003 Noun  
Red pubic hair...or an enflamed cunt/dong from a crab/scabie infestation...
Submitted by: Chris 4,172 views 2.00 = Fire Crotch Star Fire Crotch Star (3 votes)

Sauerkraut Added: 6/13/2003 Noun  
Loose pubic hair mixed with the fluids from a wet cunt...
Submitted by: Chris 3,581 views 2.50 = Sauerkraut Star Sauerkraut Star Sauerkraut Star (2 votes)

Norman Helmet Added: 7/30/2003 Noun  
Like arabian goggles but you have your schlong going over her nose, like those h...
Submitted by: Chris 10,877 views 2.67 = Norman Helmet Star Norman Helmet Star Norman Helmet Star (9 votes)

Spatch Added: 8/10/2003 Noun  
The small bit of cum on the tip of your penis that dries and adheres itself (and...
Submitted by: Chris 2,834 views 2.00 = Spatch Star Spatch Star (1 vote)

Scooch Added: 8/18/2003 Noun  
Dried and crusty cum on your belly that flakes off in the morning.
Submitted by: Chris 3,112 views 3.50 = Scooch Star Scooch Star Scooch Star Scooch Star (6 votes)

caulking a crack Added: 8/20/2003 Verb  
when you are fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out and lay a perfect bead o...
Submitted by: Chris 3,606 views 2.90 = caulking a crack Star caulking a crack Star caulking a crack Star (10 votes)

nasty wolfgang Added: 8/20/2003 Noun  
when you fuck somebody in the ass while they eat a bowl of saurkraut.
Submitted by: chris 5,744 views 3.00 = nasty wolfgang Star nasty wolfgang Star nasty wolfgang Star (3 votes)

drill press Added: 8/20/2003 Noun  
when you fuck a girl while she is propled up on her shoulders, and you stand ove...
Submitted by: chris 3,589 views 3.25 = drill press Star drill press Star drill press Star (8 votes)

GWPB Added: 8/29/2003 Noun  
Girls With Pot Bellies. No, I'm not making this up. Check out groups.yahoo.com/g...
Submitted by: Chris 4,552 views 2.00 = GWPB Star GWPB Star (3 votes)

anus indulger Added: 9/24/2003 Noun  
you like to eat ass
Submitted by: Chris 6,384 views 1.67 = anus indulger Star anus indulger Star (3 votes)

candle Pusher Added: 9/26/2003 Noun  
1. One who pushes a candle into their vaginal/anal opening. 2. The act of fucki...
Submitted by: Chris 3,569 views 3.25 = candle Pusher Star candle Pusher Star candle Pusher Star (12 votes)

chocolate mist Added: 9/26/2003 Noun  
The effects of a fart after anal sex, blowing the freshly stirred shit out in a ...
Submitted by: Chris 3,770 views 2.00 = chocolate mist Star chocolate mist Star (3 votes)

Haunted House With Hair Added: 1/25/2004 Noun  
The snatch of an old worn out female.
Submitted by: Chris 3,266 views 2.20 = Haunted House With Hair Star Haunted House With Hair Star (5 votes)

Fudge Pocket Added: 1/30/2004 Noun  
The inside of ones ass.
Submitted by: Chris 3,395 views 3.29 = Fudge Pocket Star Fudge Pocket Star Fudge Pocket Star (17 votes)

Pollywog Pudding Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
Sperm....A.K.A hot sticky load.
Submitted by: Chris 9,037 views 3.34 = Pollywog Pudding Star Pollywog Pudding Star Pollywog Pudding Star (64 votes)

tilf Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
teacher i'd like to fuck
Submitted by: chris 4,382 views 1.33 = tilf Star (6 votes)

chumming the sharks Added: 3/21/2004 Verb  
To violently vomit after a night of heavy drinking
Submitted by: Chris 3,713 views 1.21 = chumming the sharks Star (29 votes)

Balls Deep Added: 4/13/2004 Noun  
To bury your cock so deep that your balls prevent any further advancement.
Submitted by: Chris 4,919 views 3.00 = Balls Deep Star Balls Deep Star Balls Deep Star (10 votes)

bad jamz Added: 4/13/2004 Noun  
Multiple loud ripping farts. Extremely stinky flatulence. Commonly sounds like a...
Submitted by: Chris 3,453 views 3.25 = bad jamz Star bad jamz Star bad jamz Star (8 votes)

Scissor Fucking Added: 4/20/2004 Verb  
When two lesbians are simultaneously fucking each other with the same dildo.
Submitted by: Chris 3,594 views 2.91 = Scissor Fucking Star Scissor Fucking Star Scissor Fucking Star (11 votes)

Clam Wavin Added: 4/20/2004 Verb  
When you see a girl who's not wearing any panties.
Submitted by: Chris 3,941 views 1.30 = Clam Wavin Star (27 votes)

Doo-Doo Rocket Added: 9/27/2004 Noun  
When doing a chick doggy-style...And stick it in her ass really fast. It result...
Submitted by: Chris 3,969 views 1.14 = Doo-Doo Rocket Star (22 votes)

ball smuggler Added: 6/26/2004 Noun  
when a chick props herself up on the floor on her shoulders with her legs spread...
Submitted by: chris 3,248 views 1.16 = ball smuggler Star (19 votes)

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