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Blind Piano Man, the Added: 12/24/2009 Adverb  
Insert both thumbs into her pussy, while banging' the back door, tilt your head ...
Submitted by: chris 3,099 views 3.22 = Blind Piano Man, the Star Blind Piano Man, the Star Blind Piano Man, the Star (9 votes)

A.B.C Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
a males taint also knowns as your ass-ball-connection. (A.B.C)
Submitted by: chris 4,659 views 2.00 = A.B.C Star A.B.C Star (2 votes)

turtle fuck Added: 8/15/2009 Noun  
when you fuck a girl from behind and she is under a coffee table. every time her...
Submitted by: chris 2,291 views 3.00 = turtle fuck Star turtle fuck Star turtle fuck Star (6 votes)

Nugget Juggler Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
The act of palpating one's testicles while also performing felatio.
Submitted by: Chris 2,062 views  

Double Dutch Added: 3/4/2007 Noun  
When two guys are 69'ing under sheets and the bottom guy rips a gigantic fart du...
Submitted by: Chris 33,490 views 1.67 = Double Dutch Star Double Dutch Star (9 votes)

Rodriguez slap Added: 11/11/2006 Noun  
When a man takes off his comdom after sex he smeres sperm on his penis and slaps...
Submitted by: Chris 32,859 views 2.50 = Rodriguez slap Star Rodriguez slap Star Rodriguez slap Star (2 votes)

Christmas Ornament, The Added: 5/13/2006 Noun  
When a drop of cum hangs from a girls chin after she spits out your man pudding.
Submitted by: Chris 33,425 views 3.30 = Christmas Ornament, The Star Christmas Ornament, The Star Christmas Ornament, The Star (46 votes)

Poopcano Added: 4/8/2006 Noun  
The After effect of a spicy meal in which your ass explodes and fills the toilet...
Submitted by: Chris 32,812 views 2.89 = Poopcano Star Poopcano Star Poopcano Star (19 votes)

Toboggan Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
Doggie style sex at the top of carpeted stairs.... when you get ready to cum... ...
Submitted by: Chris 32,883 views 2.38 = Toboggan Star Toboggan Star (37 votes)

cock duster Added: 1/15/2006 Noun  
a mustache
Submitted by: chris 33,227 views 4.00 = cock duster Star cock duster Star cock duster Star cock duster Star (1 vote)

Puddin Snakes Added: 1/1/2006 Noun  
Shit, dookie, or crap. Defined as aap with a soft serve consistancy. A long soft...
Submitted by: Chris 32,702 views 2.50 = Puddin Snakes Star Puddin Snakes Star Puddin Snakes Star (2 votes)

Hangtime On The Monkey Added: 10/30/2005 Noun  
The measure of the size/ length of a girl's pussy lips.
Submitted by: Chris 33,278 views 1.35 = Hangtime On The Monkey Star (17 votes)

Hair Hammock Added: 5/12/2005 Noun  
The hairiest of cunts.
Submitted by: Chris 38,651 views 1.62 = Hair Hammock Star Hair Hammock Star (29 votes)

Ass Crystals Added: 4/27/2005 Noun  
The pin cushion effect you get as you walk if you dont wipe your ass properly..
Submitted by: Chris 33,219 views 2.00 = Ass Crystals Star Ass Crystals Star (6 votes)

Monster Zinc Added: 4/6/2005 Noun  
Semen
Submitted by: Chris 33,491 views 3.33 = Monster Zinc Star Monster Zinc Star Monster Zinc Star (9 votes)

smoke bone Added: 3/10/2005 Verb  
to give a blow job
Submitted by: chris 33,036 views 3.25 = smoke bone Star smoke bone Star smoke bone Star (4 votes)

bear trappers hat Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
hairy vagina
Submitted by: chris 33,159 views  

cock chomper Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
a woman who gives a very vigorous blow job
Submitted by: chris 33,149 views 2.38 = cock chomper Star cock chomper Star (13 votes)

muddy fart Added: 3/10/2005 Noun  
to fart and shit oneself
Submitted by: chris 33,274 views 2.00 = muddy fart Star muddy fart Star (3 votes)

Colon-Trolling Added: 2/24/2005 Verb  
Anal Sex
Submitted by: Chris 33,252 views 1.00 = Colon-Trolling Star (1 vote)

brown clown face Added: 2/15/2005 Noun  
When your doing her from behind and you both are laying flat on your stomachs (o...
Submitted by: Chris 33,690 views  

shoe glue Added: 1/23/2005 Noun  
jacking off in someones shoe
Submitted by: chris 33,474 views 2.00 = shoe glue Star shoe glue Star (3 votes)

Rocky Mountain bubble fart Added: 12/13/2004 Noun  
The act of sitting cramped either while camping or in a car and your fart turns ...
Submitted by: chris 3,652 views 3.16 = Rocky Mountain bubble fart Star Rocky Mountain bubble fart Star Rocky Mountain bubble fart Star (25 votes)

Salty Popsicle Added: 11/15/2004 Noun  
a sweaty erect penis
Submitted by: Chris 2,623 views 2.50 = Salty Popsicle Star Salty Popsicle Star Salty Popsicle Star (2 votes)

Shag'n Wagon Added: 10/29/2004 Noun  
An old pimped out vechicle for shaging. "Dumb and Dumber" style.
Submitted by: Chris 2,689 views 3.36 = Shag'n Wagon Star Shag'n Wagon Star Shag'n Wagon Star (28 votes)

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Doo-Doo Rocket Added: 9/27/2004 Noun  
When doing a chick doggy-style...And stick it in her ass really fast. It result...
Submitted by: Chris 3,971 views 1.14 = Doo-Doo Rocket Star (22 votes)

King's red rocket Added: 8/29/2004 Noun  
Let your dog watch you have sex, and when you are about to bust let your dog fin...
Submitted by: chris 3,146 views 2.00 = King's red rocket Star King's red rocket Star (6 votes)

Going fishing Added: 8/29/2004 Verb  
When you begin to have sex with a girl you use the sweedish fish candies and pla...
Submitted by: chris 3,109 views 1.67 = Going fishing Star Going fishing Star (9 votes)

fecal belch Added: 8/29/2004 Noun  
When you hold a burp in for a long time and when you go to let it out you push r...
Submitted by: Chris 2,836 views 3.25 = fecal belch Star fecal belch Star fecal belch Star (4 votes)

Groping Governor Added: 8/29/2004 Verb  
When in the shower with a team mates, go around groping all of them and promise ...
Submitted by: chris 2,900 views 3.50 = Groping Governor Star Groping Governor Star Groping Governor Star Groping Governor Star (6 votes)

Old One Two Punch,The Added: 8/29/2004 Noun  
when you piss and shit in your girl's mouth. Piss being number one and shit bei...
Submitted by: chris 3,009 views 2.50 = Old One Two Punch,The Star Old One Two Punch,The Star Old One Two Punch,The Star (2 votes)

Soupy Poops Added: 8/13/2004 Noun  
when you look down into the toilet after a mind numbing shit and there is nothin...
Submitted by: Chris 2,285 views 2.50 = Soupy Poops Star Soupy Poops Star Soupy Poops Star (2 votes)

Nasty surprise Added: 7/30/2004 Verb  
When your friend is sitting down not looking and you sneak up behind him whip yo...
Submitted by: Chris 4,097 views 1.50 = Nasty surprise Star Nasty surprise Star (10 votes)

ball smuggler Added: 6/26/2004 Noun  
when a chick props herself up on the floor on her shoulders with her legs spread...
Submitted by: chris 3,248 views 1.16 = ball smuggler Star (19 votes)

Clam Wavin Added: 4/20/2004 Verb  
When you see a girl who's not wearing any panties.
Submitted by: Chris 3,943 views 1.30 = Clam Wavin Star (27 votes)

Scissor Fucking Added: 4/20/2004 Verb  
When two lesbians are simultaneously fucking each other with the same dildo.
Submitted by: Chris 3,597 views 2.91 = Scissor Fucking Star Scissor Fucking Star Scissor Fucking Star (11 votes)

bad jamz Added: 4/13/2004 Noun  
Multiple loud ripping farts. Extremely stinky flatulence. Commonly sounds like a...
Submitted by: Chris 3,453 views 3.25 = bad jamz Star bad jamz Star bad jamz Star (8 votes)

Balls Deep Added: 4/13/2004 Noun  
To bury your cock so deep that your balls prevent any further advancement.
Submitted by: Chris 4,922 views 3.00 = Balls Deep Star Balls Deep Star Balls Deep Star (10 votes)

chumming the sharks Added: 3/21/2004 Verb  
To violently vomit after a night of heavy drinking
Submitted by: Chris 3,715 views 1.21 = chumming the sharks Star (29 votes)

Fudge Pocket Added: 1/30/2004 Noun  
The inside of ones ass.
Submitted by: Chris 3,397 views 3.29 = Fudge Pocket Star Fudge Pocket Star Fudge Pocket Star (17 votes)

Haunted House With Hair Added: 1/25/2004 Noun  
The snatch of an old worn out female.
Submitted by: Chris 3,267 views 2.20 = Haunted House With Hair Star Haunted House With Hair Star (5 votes)

tilf Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
teacher i'd like to fuck
Submitted by: chris 4,384 views 1.33 = tilf Star (6 votes)

Pollywog Pudding Added: 1/18/2004 Noun  
Sperm....A.K.A hot sticky load.
Submitted by: Chris 9,037 views 3.34 = Pollywog Pudding Star Pollywog Pudding Star Pollywog Pudding Star (64 votes)

chocolate mist Added: 9/26/2003 Noun  
The effects of a fart after anal sex, blowing the freshly stirred shit out in a ...
Submitted by: Chris 3,771 views 2.00 = chocolate mist Star chocolate mist Star (3 votes)

candle Pusher Added: 9/26/2003 Noun  
1. One who pushes a candle into their vaginal/anal opening. 2. The act of fucki...
Submitted by: Chris 3,571 views 3.25 = candle Pusher Star candle Pusher Star candle Pusher Star (12 votes)

anus indulger Added: 9/24/2003 Noun  
you like to eat ass
Submitted by: Chris 6,386 views 1.67 = anus indulger Star anus indulger Star (3 votes)

GWPB Added: 8/29/2003 Noun  
Girls With Pot Bellies. No, I'm not making this up. Check out groups.yahoo.com/g...
Submitted by: Chris 4,555 views 2.00 = GWPB Star GWPB Star (3 votes)

drill press Added: 8/20/2003 Noun  
when you fuck a girl while she is propled up on her shoulders, and you stand ove...
Submitted by: chris 3,589 views 3.25 = drill press Star drill press Star drill press Star (8 votes)

nasty wolfgang Added: 8/20/2003 Noun  
when you fuck somebody in the ass while they eat a bowl of saurkraut.
Submitted by: chris 5,744 views 3.00 = nasty wolfgang Star nasty wolfgang Star nasty wolfgang Star (3 votes)

caulking a crack Added: 8/20/2003 Verb  
when you are fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out and lay a perfect bead o...
Submitted by: Chris 3,606 views 2.90 = caulking a crack Star caulking a crack Star caulking a crack Star (10 votes)

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