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shitsleeve Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
Anal canal, rectal cavity, lowest portion of the colon just before it meets the ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 32,811 views 1.25 = shitsleeve Star (24 votes)

Dutch oven Added: 1/18/2003 Noun Click to listen to Dutch oven
When you're laying in bed with your woman, and you fart under the covers, and th...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 18,283 views 2.29 = Dutch oven Star Dutch oven Star (7 votes)

aerosol dookie Added: 6/29/2003 Noun  
When the diarrhea blows out of your asshole forcefully and sprays the entire ins...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 17,602 views 1.69 = aerosol dookie Star aerosol dookie Star (13 votes)

hot-harley Added: 1/11/2003 Noun Click to listen to hot-harley
To lie down on your back and stretch a piece of Saran Wrap over your face, and h...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 17,481 views 2.91 = hot-harley Star hot-harley Star hot-harley Star (22 votes)

skin snorkel Added: 1/11/2003 Noun Click to listen to skin snorkel
A penis.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 16,497 views 2.85 = skin snorkel Star skin snorkel Star skin snorkel Star (13 votes)

Let the dog out Added: 1/11/2003 Verb Click to listen to Let the dog out
Unzipping your pants, and taking your penis out.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 13,399 views 2.88 = Let the dog out Star Let the dog out Star Let the dog out Star (24 votes)

soup cooler Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
When you spread your ass cheeks with your hands and fart. Usually sounds like n...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 12,628 views 1.92 = soup cooler Star soup cooler Star (13 votes)

Air Tulip Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind of fart a rather "pristine" or very proper woman would let out, such as...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 12,597 views 2.13 = Air Tulip Star Air Tulip Star (16 votes)

bowl choker Added: 1/11/2003 Noun Click to listen to bowl choker
A turd that won't flush down the toilet.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 12,342 views 2.50 = bowl choker Star bowl choker Star bowl choker Star (12 votes)

reach around Added: 1/14/2003 Noun  
1. When a guy fucks another guy in the ass, and reaches around to jack him off a...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 11,947 views 2.17 = reach around Star reach around Star (18 votes)

Brown Bouy Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
turd, feces floating in the toilet.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 11,587 views 2.88 = Brown Bouy Star Brown Bouy Star Brown Bouy Star (8 votes)

Air Buffet Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
A fart similar to the "air biscuit", but much more abundant. Usually hangs aroun...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 11,060 views 2.29 = Air Buffet Star Air Buffet Star (14 votes)

meat sleeve Added: 1/11/2003 Noun Click to listen to meat sleeve
Un-circumsized foreskin on a penis.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 10,876 views 2.13 = meat sleeve Star meat sleeve Star (16 votes)

oil spill Added: 1/22/2003 Noun  
When you go to bed at night with a bad case of diarrhea, and you fart in the bed...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 10,856 views 2.09 = oil spill Star oil spill Star (33 votes)

ass-pump Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
A penis engaged in anal sex.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 10,795 views 1.82 = ass-pump Star ass-pump Star (11 votes)

Shaking hands with the unemployed Added: 2/6/2003 Verb  
Male masturbating. Jacking off.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,565 views 1.56 = Shaking hands with the unemployed Star Shaking hands with the unemployed Star (80 votes)

King Louie Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
An erection.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,515 views 2.80 = King Louie Star King Louie Star King Louie Star (5 votes)

hair pie Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
vagina
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,378 views 1.33 = hair pie Star (27 votes)

P.P.D. Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
Post-penis drip. A very noticable small wet stain left in the front of your jean...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,153 views 2.50 = P.P.D. Star P.P.D. Star P.P.D. Star (12 votes)

turd harvester Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
A coprophile. Somebody with a serious shit fetish disorder who secrely collects ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,070 views 2.75 = turd harvester Star turd harvester Star turd harvester Star (12 votes)

paint the walls Added: 1/13/2003 Verb  
To withdraw your penis from the vagina just before you cum and blow your load on...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 8,401 views 1.80 = paint the walls Star paint the walls Star (15 votes)

Beef bugle Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Penis
Submitted by: HeyJoe 8,299 views 2.00 = Beef bugle Star Beef bugle Star (3 votes)

piss spigot Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Penis
Submitted by: HeyJoe 8,073 views 2.00 = piss spigot Star piss spigot Star (12 votes)

Rodeo sex Added: 1/15/2003 Noun  
While engaging in the act sex doggy style, you grab hold of the woman's hair fro...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,829 views 2.41 = Rodeo sex Star Rodeo sex Star (17 votes)

Sperm burglar Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
1. Slang for a homosexual. Considered vulgar to the gay community. 2. Any woman...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,322 views 3.20 = Sperm burglar Star Sperm burglar Star Sperm burglar Star (82 votes)

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ass gopher Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
When you fart and you accidentally let out the head of a long shit from your anu...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,295 views 2.00 = ass gopher Star ass gopher Star (6 votes)

spooge Added: 1/31/2003 Noun  
Noun: (pronounced "spooj"). Also slang for semen.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,074 views 2.65 = spooge Star spooge Star spooge Star (20 votes)

rim grease Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Anal lube. K-Y jelly. Any lubricant used for sex.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,032 views 1.69 = rim grease Star rim grease Star (13 votes)

Knocking at the back door Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
When a shit has to come out of your ass, but you can't seem to find a toilet any...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,556 views 3.57 = Knocking at the back door Star Knocking at the back door Star Knocking at the back door Star Knocking at the back door Star (28 votes)

free-balling Added: 1/12/2003 Verb  
To wear pants with no underwear underneath.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,534 views 2.20 = free-balling Star free-balling Star (10 votes)

Pipe hugger Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
A turd so big that it clogs the toilet and the toilet backs_up.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,458 views 3.10 = Pipe hugger Star Pipe hugger Star Pipe hugger Star (10 votes)

girdle sniper Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind of fart an old lady lets out and pretends she doesn't smell anything an...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,358 views 2.36 = girdle sniper Star girdle sniper Star (11 votes)

Auditorium fart Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind that echo loud and long and usually bounce off the walls, as if you far...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,351 views 1.56 = Auditorium fart Star Auditorium fart Star (16 votes)

shims Added: 1/12/2003 Noun  
Noun: Slang for male underwear. Usually standard white briefs. "Whitey tighti...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,178 views 2.09 = shims Star shims Star (11 votes)

Shaking hands with the blind Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
Masturbating, jacking off.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,123 views 2.00 = Shaking hands with the blind Star Shaking hands with the blind Star (12 votes)

Irish toothache Added: 1/15/2003 Noun  
Slang for an erection. A hard-on.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,106 views 3.25 = Irish toothache Star Irish toothache Star Irish toothache Star (4 votes)

bearded clam Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Vagina.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,073 views 3.30 = bearded clam Star bearded clam Star bearded clam Star (10 votes)

Pink Taco Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Vagina.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,999 views 2.29 = Pink Taco Star Pink Taco Star (7 votes)

ass-oil Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
The slimy substance in the crack of a sweaty, fat person's butt.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,977 views 2.25 = ass-oil Star ass-oil Star (12 votes)

gargle my bag Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
To swallow cum.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,806 views 2.50 = gargle my bag Star gargle my bag Star gargle my bag Star (6 votes)

painting the mug Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
When one sits down on the toilet to take a shit and a blast (fart)of high-pressu...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,799 views 2.50 = painting the mug Star painting the mug Star painting the mug Star (2 votes)

Booty Noodles Added: 2/19/2003 Noun  
Long, thin tapeworms that crawl out of your ass while taking a shit.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,777 views 1.60 = Booty Noodles Star Booty Noodles Star (10 votes)

Pump-house Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
Someone who receives anal sex.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,709 views 1.26 = Pump-house Star (138 votes)

Strip of bacon Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
The brown stain left in the back of your underwear after you scratch your ass or...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,529 views 3.41 = Strip of bacon Star Strip of bacon Star Strip of bacon Star (76 votes)

Bend one up Added: 1/11/2003 Verb  
To go take big shit.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,434 views 3.23 = Bend one up Star Bend one up Star Bend one up Star (13 votes)

libido torpedo Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
The penis.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,327 views 3.25 = libido torpedo Star libido torpedo Star libido torpedo Star (8 votes)

bench warmer Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Another slang term for a fart.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,325 views 3.10 = bench warmer Star bench warmer Star bench warmer Star (10 votes)

douche nozzle Added: 1/14/2003 Noun  
1. The tip on the end of an enema hose. 2. Derogatory name for a silly, dumb o...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,317 views 2.20 = douche nozzle Star douche nozzle Star (5 votes)

Skippy dipstick Added: 1/11/2003 Noun  
When a penis has fecal matter all over it from just engaging in anal sex. Like p...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,294 views 3.10 = Skippy dipstick Star Skippy dipstick Star Skippy dipstick Star (10 votes)

Wide Clyde Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
A fat chick (a reference to a Clydesdale horse.)
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,287 views 1.75 = Wide Clyde Star Wide Clyde Star (12 votes)

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