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shitsleeve Added: 11/4/2005 Noun  
Anal canal, rectal cavity, lowest portion of the colon just before it meets the ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 32,811 views 1.25 = shitsleeve Star (24 votes)

dirty bagpipe Added: 7/20/2003 Noun  
To accidentally let out a loud, boisterous fart while someone is giving you a bl...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,148 views 3.00 = dirty bagpipe Star dirty bagpipe Star dirty bagpipe Star (6 votes)

marathon wipe Added: 7/14/2003 Noun  
When you get done taking a shit, and you seem to wipe forever, but your ass neve...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,959 views 3.33 = marathon wipe Star marathon wipe Star marathon wipe Star (9 votes)

trophy loaf Added: 7/1/2003 Noun  
A turd so big and enormous, that you have it bronzed and set on a plaque for all...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,212 views 1.50 = trophy loaf Star trophy loaf Star (12 votes)

aerosol dookie Added: 6/29/2003 Noun  
When the diarrhea blows out of your asshole forcefully and sprays the entire ins...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 17,602 views 1.69 = aerosol dookie Star aerosol dookie Star (13 votes)

sidewinder Added: 6/29/2003 Noun  
The name for a guy's penis that is stricken with Peyronie's disease.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,299 views 3.31 = sidewinder Star sidewinder Star sidewinder Star (13 votes)

shit sleeve Added: 6/29/2003 Noun  
The brown mess left on your forearm after "fisting" someone's asshole up to your...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 2,730 views 3.15 = shit sleeve Star shit sleeve Star shit sleeve Star (13 votes)

stink finger Added: 6/23/2003 Noun  
Noun: The description of one's finger after they scratch their butthole, or fing...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 2,950 views 3.77 = stink finger Star stink finger Star stink finger Star stink finger Star (53 votes)

Wedding Tackle Added: 6/23/2003 Noun  
Slang for a guy's cock and balls.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,582 views 3.40 = Wedding Tackle Star Wedding Tackle Star Wedding Tackle Star (5 votes)

Corny Python Added: 6/22/2003 Noun  
noun: A large,fat, coily turd with bits of undigested corn stuck throughout it.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,644 views 2.36 = Corny Python Star Corny Python Star (11 votes)

Booty Noodles Added: 2/19/2003 Noun  
Long, thin tapeworms that crawl out of your ass while taking a shit.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,777 views 1.60 = Booty Noodles Star Booty Noodles Star (10 votes)

pincushion Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
Slang for a chick that likes to get "poked" a lot.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,085 views 1.78 = pincushion Star pincushion Star (27 votes)

helmet polisher Added: 2/13/2003 Verb  
Name for a chick that's afraid to put a penis all the way into her mouth for fea...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,277 views 2.29 = helmet polisher Star helmet polisher Star (14 votes)

hair pie Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
vagina
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,380 views 1.33 = hair pie Star (27 votes)

fuzz muffin Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
The vagina.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,429 views 2.00 = fuzz muffin Star fuzz muffin Star (15 votes)

meat puppet Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
Slang for the penis.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,240 views 2.50 = meat puppet Star meat puppet Star meat puppet Star (4 votes)

turd harvester Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
A coprophile. Somebody with a serious shit fetish disorder who secrely collects ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,070 views 2.75 = turd harvester Star turd harvester Star turd harvester Star (12 votes)

whisker biscuit Added: 2/13/2003 Noun  
The vagina.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,818 views 3.18 = whisker biscuit Star whisker biscuit Star whisker biscuit Star (34 votes)

whiskey-dick Added: 2/8/2003 Noun  
A penis that cannot become erect due to the fact that the person the penis is at...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,853 views 2.50 = whiskey-dick Star whiskey-dick Star whiskey-dick Star (2 votes)

Hershey Bar Gang Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
A group of fat chicks that are all friends and regularly hang out with with each...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,702 views 1.00 = Hershey Bar Gang Star (2 votes)

P.P.D. Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
Post-penis drip. A very noticable small wet stain left in the front of your jean...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,153 views 2.50 = P.P.D. Star P.P.D. Star P.P.D. Star (12 votes)

Wide Clyde Added: 2/6/2003 Noun  
A fat chick (a reference to a Clydesdale horse.)
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,288 views 1.75 = Wide Clyde Star Wide Clyde Star (12 votes)

Shaking hands with the unemployed Added: 2/6/2003 Verb  
Male masturbating. Jacking off.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 9,565 views 1.56 = Shaking hands with the unemployed Star Shaking hands with the unemployed Star (80 votes)

lawn sausage Added: 2/5/2003 Noun  
A piece of dogshit laying in someone's yard.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,880 views 1.60 = lawn sausage Star lawn sausage Star (10 votes)

rustproofing the bowl Added: 2/5/2003 Verb  
To spray the inside of the toilet with diarrhea.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,722 views 1.90 = rustproofing the bowl Star rustproofing the bowl Star (10 votes)

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spooge Added: 1/31/2003 Noun  
Noun: (pronounced "spooj"). Also slang for semen.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,075 views 2.65 = spooge Star spooge Star spooge Star (20 votes)

jipe Added: 1/31/2003 Noun  
Slang for semen.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,474 views 2.15 = jipe Star jipe Star (13 votes)

link Added: 1/30/2003 Noun  
1. (Noun) A turd. A piece of shit resebmbling a "sausage link". To "pinch a link...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,352 views 3.11 = link Star link Star link Star (38 votes)

oil spill Added: 1/22/2003 Noun  
When you go to bed at night with a bad case of diarrhea, and you fart in the bed...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 10,857 views 2.09 = oil spill Star oil spill Star (33 votes)

Open your lunchbox Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Yet, another slang term for a fart. Usually smells like an old rotten egg salad...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,747 views 2.00 = Open your lunchbox Star Open your lunchbox Star (5 votes)

bathtub fart Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Speaks for itself. Also known as "the depth charge".
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,597 views 1.50 = bathtub fart Star bathtub fart Star (12 votes)

cheek squeak Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Usually a short, high-pitched fart, similar to the sound of letting the air out ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,189 views 3.00 = cheek squeak Star cheek squeak Star cheek squeak Star (12 votes)

Grandma fart Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Not a very loud or forcelful fart, but the smell rivals that of any friend you m...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,857 views 1.35 = Grandma fart Star (17 votes)

shower fart Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Very wet fart. Usually makes a sound like as if you farted out jello.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,907 views 3.25 = shower fart Star shower fart Star shower fart Star (4 votes)

Auditorium fart Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind that echo loud and long and usually bounce off the walls, as if you far...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,351 views 1.56 = Auditorium fart Star Auditorium fart Star (16 votes)

toothless speech Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Any noise that is emitted from the sphincter.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 3,663 views 1.90 = toothless speech Star toothless speech Star (10 votes)

girdle sniper Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind of fart an old lady lets out and pretends she doesn't smell anything an...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,358 views 2.36 = girdle sniper Star girdle sniper Star (11 votes)

soup cooler Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
When you spread your ass cheeks with your hands and fart. Usually sounds like n...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 12,628 views 1.92 = soup cooler Star soup cooler Star (13 votes)

The one-cheek-sneak Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
When you lift your leg to let out a fart.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,694 views 3.29 = The one-cheek-sneak Star The one-cheek-sneak Star The one-cheek-sneak Star (17 votes)

bench warmer Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
Another slang term for a fart.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 5,326 views 3.10 = bench warmer Star bench warmer Star bench warmer Star (10 votes)

gravy pants Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
When you fart, and diarrhea accidentally sneaks out of your ass along with the f...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,675 views 3.17 = gravy pants Star gravy pants Star gravy pants Star (29 votes)

cheek flapper Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind of fart that vibrates the ass cheeks when it comes out. Usually rather ...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,389 views 2.50 = cheek flapper Star cheek flapper Star cheek flapper Star (6 votes)

Church fart Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind you don't hear, or even know where it came from, but you can sure smell...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,786 views 3.25 = Church fart Star Church fart Star Church fart Star (12 votes)

Air Buffet Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
A fart similar to the "air biscuit", but much more abundant. Usually hangs aroun...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 11,060 views 2.29 = Air Buffet Star Air Buffet Star (14 votes)

Air Tulip Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
The kind of fart a rather "pristine" or very proper woman would let out, such as...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 12,597 views 2.13 = Air Tulip Star Air Tulip Star (16 votes)

tear jerker Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
This is the kind of fart that is so noxious, it makes your cough and cry...smili...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,870 views 1.55 = tear jerker Star tear jerker Star (11 votes)

ass gopher Added: 1/19/2003 Noun  
When you fart and you accidentally let out the head of a long shit from your anu...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 7,295 views 2.00 = ass gopher Star ass gopher Star (6 votes)

Dutch oven Added: 1/18/2003 Noun Click to listen to Dutch oven
When you're laying in bed with your woman, and you fart under the covers, and th...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 18,283 views 2.29 = Dutch oven Star Dutch oven Star (7 votes)

rim ripper Added: 1/16/2003 Noun  
A piece of shit so larger, that when you try to shit it out, it tears your assho...
Submitted by: HeyJoe 4,394 views 3.00 = rim ripper Star rim ripper Star rim ripper Star (3 votes)

Irish toothache Added: 1/15/2003 Noun  
Slang for an erection. A hard-on.
Submitted by: HeyJoe 6,106 views 3.25 = Irish toothache Star Irish toothache Star Irish toothache Star (4 votes)

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