50 Search Results for the author "HeyJoe" |
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Are You Getting All You Can Out of Sex?
Take this short quiz and find out.
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shitsleeve
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Added: 11/4/2005
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Noun
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Anal canal, rectal cavity, lowest portion of the colon just before it meets the ...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
32,811 views |
1.25 =
(24 votes)
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dirty bagpipe
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Added: 7/20/2003
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Noun
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To accidentally let out a loud, boisterous fart while someone is giving you a bl...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,148 views |
3.00 =
(6 votes)
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marathon wipe
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Added: 7/14/2003
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Noun
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When you get done taking a shit, and you seem to wipe forever, but your ass neve...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,959 views |
3.33 =
(9 votes)
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trophy loaf
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Added: 7/1/2003
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Noun
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A turd so big and enormous, that you have it bronzed and set on a plaque for all...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,212 views |
1.50 =
(12 votes)
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aerosol dookie
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Added: 6/29/2003
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Noun
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When the diarrhea blows out of your asshole forcefully and sprays the entire ins...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
17,602 views |
1.69 =
(13 votes)
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sidewinder
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Added: 6/29/2003
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Noun
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The name for a guy's penis that is stricken with Peyronie's disease.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,299 views |
3.31 =
(13 votes)
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shit sleeve
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Added: 6/29/2003
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Noun
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The brown mess left on your forearm after "fisting" someone's asshole up to your...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
2,730 views |
3.15 =
(13 votes)
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stink finger
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Added: 6/23/2003
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Noun
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Noun: The description of one's finger after they scratch their butthole, or fing...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
2,950 views |
3.77 =
(53 votes)
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Wedding Tackle
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Added: 6/23/2003
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Noun
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Slang for a guy's cock and balls.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,582 views |
3.40 =
(5 votes)
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Corny Python
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Added: 6/22/2003
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Noun
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noun: A large,fat, coily turd with bits of undigested corn stuck throughout it.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,644 views |
2.36 =
(11 votes)
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Booty Noodles
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Added: 2/19/2003
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Noun
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Long, thin tapeworms that crawl out of your ass while taking a shit.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
5,777 views |
1.60 =
(10 votes)
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pincushion
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Added: 2/13/2003
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Noun
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Slang for a chick that likes to get "poked" a lot.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,085 views |
1.78 =
(27 votes)
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helmet polisher
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Added: 2/13/2003
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Verb
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Name for a chick that's afraid to put a penis all the way into her mouth for fea...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,277 views |
2.29 =
(14 votes)
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hair pie
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Added: 2/13/2003
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Noun
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vagina
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
9,380 views |
1.33 =
(27 votes)
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fuzz muffin
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Added: 2/13/2003
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Noun
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The vagina.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,429 views |
2.00 =
(15 votes)
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meat puppet
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Added: 2/13/2003
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Noun
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Slang for the penis.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,240 views |
2.50 =
(4 votes)
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turd harvester
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Added: 2/13/2003
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Noun
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A coprophile. Somebody with a serious shit fetish disorder who secrely collects ...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
9,070 views |
2.75 =
(12 votes)
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whisker biscuit
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Added: 2/13/2003
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Noun
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The vagina.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,818 views |
3.18 =
(34 votes)
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whiskey-dick
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Added: 2/8/2003
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Noun
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A penis that cannot become erect due to the fact that the person the penis is at...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,853 views |
2.50 =
(2 votes)
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Hershey Bar Gang
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Added: 2/6/2003
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Noun
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A group of fat chicks that are all friends and regularly hang out with with each...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,702 views |
1.00 =
(2 votes)
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P.P.D.
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Added: 2/6/2003
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Noun
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Post-penis drip. A very noticable small wet stain left in the front of your jean...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
9,153 views |
2.50 =
(12 votes)
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Wide Clyde
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Added: 2/6/2003
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Noun
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A fat chick (a reference to a Clydesdale horse.)
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
5,288 views |
1.75 =
(12 votes)
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Shaking hands with the unemployed
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Added: 2/6/2003
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Male masturbating. Jacking off.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
9,565 views |
1.56 =
(80 votes)
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lawn sausage
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Added: 2/5/2003
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Noun
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A piece of dogshit laying in someone's yard.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,880 views |
1.60 =
(10 votes)
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rustproofing the bowl
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Added: 2/5/2003
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Verb
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To spray the inside of the toilet with diarrhea.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,722 views |
1.90 =
(10 votes)
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Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.
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spooge
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Added: 1/31/2003
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Noun
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Noun: (pronounced "spooj").
Also slang for semen.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
7,075 views |
2.65 =
(20 votes)
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jipe
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Added: 1/31/2003
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Noun
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Slang for semen.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,474 views |
2.15 =
(13 votes)
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link
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Added: 1/30/2003
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Noun
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1. (Noun) A turd. A piece of shit resebmbling a "sausage link". To "pinch a link...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,352 views |
3.11 =
(38 votes)
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oil spill
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Added: 1/22/2003
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Noun
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When you go to bed at night with a bad case of diarrhea, and you fart in the bed...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
10,857 views |
2.09 =
(33 votes)
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Open your lunchbox
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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Yet, another slang term for a fart. Usually smells like an old rotten egg salad...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,747 views |
2.00 =
(5 votes)
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bathtub fart
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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Speaks for itself. Also known as "the depth charge".
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,597 views |
1.50 =
(12 votes)
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cheek squeak
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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Usually a short, high-pitched fart, similar to the sound of letting the air out ...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,189 views |
3.00 =
(12 votes)
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Grandma fart
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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Not a very loud or forcelful fart, but the smell rivals that of any friend you m...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,857 views |
1.35 =
(17 votes)
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shower fart
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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Very wet fart. Usually makes a sound like as if you farted out jello.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,907 views |
3.25 =
(4 votes)
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Auditorium fart
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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The kind that echo loud and long and usually bounce off the walls, as if you far...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
6,351 views |
1.56 =
(16 votes)
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toothless speech
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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Any noise that is emitted from the sphincter.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
3,663 views |
1.90 =
(10 votes)
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girdle sniper
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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The kind of fart an old lady lets out and pretends she doesn't smell anything an...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
6,358 views |
2.36 =
(11 votes)
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soup cooler
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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When you spread your ass cheeks with your hands and fart. Usually sounds like n...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
12,628 views |
1.92 =
(13 votes)
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The one-cheek-sneak
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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When you lift your leg to let out a fart.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,694 views |
3.29 =
(17 votes)
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bench warmer
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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Another slang term for a fart.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
5,326 views |
3.10 =
(10 votes)
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gravy pants
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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When you fart, and diarrhea accidentally sneaks out of your ass along with the f...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,675 views |
3.17 =
(29 votes)
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cheek flapper
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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The kind of fart that vibrates the ass cheeks when it comes out. Usually rather ...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,389 views |
2.50 =
(6 votes)
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Church fart
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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The kind you don't hear, or even know where it came from, but you can sure smell...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,786 views |
3.25 =
(12 votes)
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Air Buffet
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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A fart similar to the "air biscuit", but much more abundant. Usually hangs aroun...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
11,060 views |
2.29 =
(14 votes)
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Air Tulip
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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The kind of fart a rather "pristine" or very proper woman would let out, such as...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
12,597 views |
2.13 =
(16 votes)
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tear jerker
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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This is the kind of fart that is so noxious, it makes your cough and cry...smili...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,870 views |
1.55 =
(11 votes)
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ass gopher
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Added: 1/19/2003
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Noun
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When you fart and you accidentally let out the head of a long shit from your anu...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
7,295 views |
2.00 =
(6 votes)
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Dutch oven
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Added: 1/18/2003
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Noun
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When you're laying in bed with your woman, and you fart under the covers, and th...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
18,283 views |
2.29 =
(7 votes)
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rim ripper
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Added: 1/16/2003
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Noun
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A piece of shit so larger, that when you try to shit it out, it tears your assho...
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
4,394 views |
3.00 =
(3 votes)
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Irish toothache
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Added: 1/15/2003
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Noun
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Slang for an erection. A hard-on.
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Submitted by: HeyJoe |
6,106 views |
3.25 =
(4 votes)
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