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Ass back Added: 7/11/2003 Noun  
When a fat chick leans forward and has a low cut shirt (and it rises) and her ba...
Submitted by: Eddie 5,395 views 3.53 = Ass back Star Ass back Star Ass back Star Ass back Star (38 votes)

Ass Clencher Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Ass Clencher
When you have to fart really badly, but know that if you do you'll embarass your...
Submitted by: Eddie 5,514 views 3.33 = Ass Clencher Star Ass Clencher Star Ass Clencher Star (9 votes)

Ass Marine Added: 10/17/2002 Noun Click to listen to Ass Marine
A suppository or enema.
Submitted by: Eddie 8,269 views 1.53 = Ass Marine Star Ass Marine Star (17 votes)

Babe Haze Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Babe Haze
A girl who looks awesome from a distance or from the behind, but upon closer ins...
Submitted by: Eddie 9,976 views 1.34 = Babe Haze Star (50 votes)

Baby Batter Added: 11/25/2002 Noun Click to listen to Baby Batter
Sperm or semen
Submitted by: Eddie 9,261 views 2.36 = Baby Batter Star Baby Batter Star (11 votes)

Backwoods Bastard Added: 5/20/2003 Noun  
A dude who's brother is his father. Also known as a Birmingham Bastard and a Bi...
Submitted by: Eddie 6,278 views 2.50 = Backwoods Bastard Star Backwoods Bastard Star Backwoods Bastard Star (10 votes)

Baking Brownies Added: 6/10/2003 Verb  
Letting farts go over a period of time because you have to take a dump but can't...
Submitted by: Eddie 4,520 views 2.50 = Baking Brownies Star Baking Brownies Star Baking Brownies Star (16 votes)

Bastroid Added: 11/30/2002 Noun Click to listen to Bastroid
A bastard on steroids, a super bastard.
Submitted by: Eddie 6,226 views 1.79 = Bastroid Star Bastroid Star (19 votes)

Beating the Bishop Added: 12/11/2002 Verb  
A guy whacking off.
Submitted by: Eddie 5,240 views 2.20 = Beating the Bishop Star Beating the Bishop Star (5 votes)

Beaver Dam Added: 1/31/2003 Noun  
A Tampon
Submitted by: Eddie 5,855 views 2.20 = Beaver Dam Star Beaver Dam Star (5 votes)

Bitch Brigade Added: 6/26/2004 Noun  
A group of girls, usually of young teen years, that are stuck up and walk around...
Submitted by: Eddie 4,168 views 1.64 = Bitch Brigade Star Bitch Brigade Star (14 votes)

Blumpkinette Added: 2/18/2003 Noun  
Eating a girl out while she sits on the toilet taking a dump.
Submitted by: Eddie 16,862 views 2.94 = Blumpkinette Star Blumpkinette Star Blumpkinette Star (17 votes)

Bone Movies Added: 12/19/2003 Noun  
A Porno flick
Submitted by: Eddie 4,572 views 2.83 = Bone Movies Star Bone Movies Star Bone Movies Star (18 votes)

Breathe Fart Added: 11/27/2002 Noun Click to listen to Breathe Fart
The act of forcing / sucking up air in one's butt and expelling it.
Submitted by: Eddie 3,967 views 2.75 = Breathe Fart Star Breathe Fart Star Breathe Fart Star (12 votes)

Brown Buddy Added: 7/14/2003 Noun  
A Turd
Submitted by: Eddie 3,102 views 2.18 = Brown Buddy Star Brown Buddy Star (28 votes)

Brown Charlie Added: 8/30/2004 Noun  
When the water is low in a toilet bowl and when you take a dump your turd winds ...
Submitted by: Eddie 2,635 views 1.32 = Brown Charlie Star (19 votes)

Brown Corn Cob Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Brown Corn Cob
A turd floating in the toilet that is peppered with undigested corn.
Submitted by: Eddie 7,264 views 2.07 = Brown Corn Cob Star Brown Corn Cob Star (14 votes)

Brown Navy Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Brown Navy
A load of turds floating in the toilet.
Submitted by: Eddie 3,955 views 2.50 = Brown Navy Star Brown Navy Star Brown Navy Star (14 votes)

Bulgie Brigade Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
A group of chunky woman who walk together in an effort to lose weight.
Submitted by: Eddie 32,898 views 1.33 = Bulgie Brigade Star (9 votes)

Burn out Added: 12/11/2002 Noun  
A skid mark on your underpants.
Submitted by: Eddie 3,549 views 1.64 = Burn out Star Burn out Star (28 votes)

Butt buddy Added: 5/29/2003 Noun  
A male homosexual's lover.
Submitted by: Eddie 3,307 views 2.86 = Butt buddy Star Butt buddy Star Butt buddy Star (14 votes)

Butt Burp Added: 1/31/2005 Noun  
A fart
Submitted by: Eddie 32,731 views 1.56 = Butt Burp Star Butt Burp Star (16 votes)

Butt Mites Added: 4/4/2003 Noun  
Living microscopic creatures that inhabit chairs, the air, and pillows. They co...
Submitted by: Eddie 6,453 views 3.23 = Butt Mites Star Butt Mites Star Butt Mites Star (43 votes)

Buzz Gum Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Buzz Gum
Chewing tobacco.
Submitted by: Eddie 6,000 views 2.15 = Buzz Gum Star Buzz Gum Star (26 votes)

Canoe Licker Added: 4/10/2003 Noun  
Someone who eats pussy. Slang for lesbian.
Submitted by: Eddie 5,202 views 3.65 = Canoe Licker Star Canoe Licker Star Canoe Licker Star Canoe Licker Star (26 votes)

Do you like Big Boobs? These hefty's are looking for you.

Chump Change Added: 10/15/2002 Noun Click to listen to Chump Change
Nickels, dimes, and quarters that look like a lot but really aren't. A common p...
Submitted by: Eddie 6,185 views 3.00 = Chump Change Star Chump Change Star Chump Change Star (12 votes)

Circle Jerks Added: 12/26/2002 Noun  
A game in which a group of guys sit around and jerk off. The last one to shoot ...
Submitted by: Eddie 9,932 views 2.00 = Circle Jerks Star Circle Jerks Star (6 votes)

Cockney Chimney Sweep Added: 1/12/2004 Noun  
Anal sex, usually gay.
Submitted by: Eddie 3,023 views 1.00 = Cockney Chimney Sweep Star (2 votes)

Cocksmanship Added: 11/28/2006 Noun  
The artful and delicate way of handling a cock
Submitted by: Eddie 35,366 views 1.27 = Cocksmanship Star (22 votes)

Cranny Added: 6/22/2003 Noun  
Forcibly shoving an object into an unwilling person's ass.
Submitted by: Eddie 3,022 views 1.78 = Cranny Star Cranny Star (23 votes)

Crap Dumpster Added: 3/8/2003 Noun  
A toilet
Submitted by: Eddie 5,567 views 1.45 = Crap Dumpster Star (11 votes)

Crap Flounder Added: 10/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Crap Flounder
Turd so large in the toilet that you are surprised it floats.
Submitted by: Eddie 5,409 views 2.35 = Crap Flounder Star Crap Flounder Star (20 votes)

Crapulary Added: 1/21/2003 Noun  
Similar to capularies that deliver blood to your body, crapularies are veins in ...
Submitted by: Eddie 3,642 views 3.47 = Crapulary Star Crapulary Star Crapulary Star (32 votes)

Creamo Added: 12/26/2002 Noun  
A game in which a series of guys sit around in a circle and jerk off onto an Ore...
Submitted by: Eddie 8,842 views 2.50 = Creamo Star Creamo Star Creamo Star (10 votes)

debitch Added: 6/1/2006 Noun  
The process by which a girl stops becoming a bitch, involved taking anti-inflama...
Submitted by: Eddie 32,859 views 2.50 = debitch Star debitch Star debitch Star (4 votes)

Dirty Zoro Added: 1/1/2003 Noun  
Another sexual deviation like the Dirty Sanchez in which poo is smeared on a per...
Submitted by: Eddie 8,464 views 2.00 = Dirty Zoro Star Dirty Zoro Star (12 votes)

Double Fart Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Double Fart
When a fat person farts and the sphincter makes a noise and then the flabs of th...
Submitted by: Eddie 4,181 views 2.29 = Double Fart Star Double Fart Star (7 votes)

DSL Added: 1/29/2003 Noun  
Dick Sucking Lips
Submitted by: Eddie 4,828 views 3.25 = DSL Star DSL Star DSL Star (4 votes)

Ear Candy Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Ear Candy
Catchy music of dubious talent.
Submitted by: Eddie 8,072 views 2.13 = Ear Candy Star Ear Candy Star (16 votes)

Edward Poohands Added: 5/16/2006 Noun  
A dude who takes a dump and then doesn't wash his hands afterwards.
Submitted by: Eddie 34,408 views 1.32 = Edward Poohands Star (19 votes)

eye of the hurricane Added: 6/3/2004 Noun  
A butthole that is prepared to fart.
Submitted by: Eddie 2,886 views 2.50 = eye of the hurricane Star eye of the hurricane Star eye of the hurricane Star (2 votes)

F.I.B. Added: 2/21/2004 Noun  
Fucking Illinois Bastard -- anyone from Illinois.
Submitted by: Eddie 9,980 views 2.88 = F.I.B. Star F.I.B. Star F.I.B. Star (8 votes)

Fagazine Added: 2/13/2004 Noun  
A men's gay magazine.
Submitted by: Eddie 3,474 views 1.60 = Fagazine Star Fagazine Star (10 votes)

Fart Huffer Added: 1/29/2004 Noun  
Someone who intentionally farts into a bag and attaches it over their nose to ge...
Submitted by: Eddie 2,984 views 2.00 = Fart Huffer Star Fart Huffer Star (3 votes)

Fart Juice Added: 4/28/2004 Noun  
Soy Milk or any beverage that causes gas.
Submitted by: Eddie 3,209 views 1.00 = Fart Juice Star (2 votes)

Fart Toker Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Fart Toker
A stoner who thinks they can get high off of inhaling farts.
Submitted by: Eddie 8,969 views 1.86 = Fart Toker Star Fart Toker Star (7 votes)

Felch Added: 11/14/2002 Verb Click to listen to Felch
Sucking semen out of vagina or anus with a straw
Submitted by: Eddie 81,440 views 2.53 = Felch Star Felch Star Felch Star (17 votes)

Felcher Added: 11/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Felcher
Somebody who felches.
Submitted by: Eddie 31,477 views 1.75 = Felcher Star Felcher Star (12 votes)

Float Added: 1/21/2003 Verb  
To actively dodge work by pretending to be busy. To pretend to be busy.
Submitted by: Eddie 4,439 views 4.00 = Float Star Float Star Float Star Float Star (1 vote)

Floater Added: 1/21/2003 Noun  
Someone who floats
Submitted by: Eddie 5,983 views 2.50 = Floater Star Floater Star Floater Star (4 votes)

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