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Search Results 24 Search Results for the author "EJ Cummer"
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3-Ring Circus Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
When three horny guys pick up a girl for some TP action. Give her a clown face (...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,450 views 3.25 = 3-Ring Circus Star 3-Ring Circus Star 3-Ring Circus Star (8 votes)

Alley Hag Added: 4/14/2009 Noun  
When you're desperate for some libido maintenance that you settle for the plaine...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,625 views 3.39 = Alley Hag Star Alley Hag Star Alley Hag Star (18 votes)

All-Night Diner, The Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
A woman of questionable virtue who is "open" 24/7 to cater to men's needs. Natur...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,611 views 2.88 = All-Night Diner, The Star All-Night Diner, The Star All-Night Diner, The Star (8 votes)

Baconator, The Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
When you get the women you want to bang home, offer to prepare a snack for her b...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,903 views 3.30 = Baconator, The Star Baconator, The Star Baconator, The Star (10 votes)

Basting the Roast Added: 1/31/2007 Noun  
Performed during a Spitroast. While the two guys have the chick between their sp...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 33,075 views 3.63 = Basting the Roast Star Basting the Roast Star Basting the Roast Star Basting the Roast Star (24 votes)

Bohemian Handshake, The Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
A good way to see how horny and uninhibited a chick is. After you make eye conta...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 2,118 views 3.34 = Bohemian Handshake, The Star Bohemian Handshake, The Star Bohemian Handshake, The Star (29 votes)

Box of Crayons Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
A promiscuous woman (whore, slut, nympho) who will suck and/or fuck men of any c...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,890 views 3.27 = Box of Crayons Star Box of Crayons Star Box of Crayons Star (11 votes)

Bun-Length Hotdog, The Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
Ideally the man should have at least a 7.5" cock (a Mansley) to perform this man...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,898 views 3.25 = Bun-Length Hotdog, The Star Bun-Length Hotdog, The Star Bun-Length Hotdog, The Star (8 votes)

Chapstick Added: 12/15/2006 Noun  
A slang term for a lubed-up penis.
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,772 views 1.63 = Chapstick Star Chapstick Star (8 votes)

Cleaning Lady, The Added: 12/15/2006 Noun  
It's when a guy finishes fucking a female in the ass, and he receives oral sex i...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,276 views 2.33 = Cleaning Lady, The Star Cleaning Lady, The Star (3 votes)

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, The Added: 12/15/2006 Noun  
When a guy with a huge cock assfucks a woman on all fours so hard, that with eve...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,548 views 3.48 = Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, The Star Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, The Star Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, The Star (21 votes)

Cuyahoga River Fireboat Drill, The Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
Derived from the infamous burning river in Cleveland, it's when you put a female...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,954 views 3.17 = Cuyahoga River Fireboat Drill, The Star Cuyahoga River Fireboat Drill, The Star Cuyahoga River Fireboat Drill, The Star (12 votes)

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Dream Catcher, The Added: 1/29/2007 Noun  
Slang name for your jizz towel, the one you use to clean up with after masturbat...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,703 views 2.40 = Dream Catcher, The Star Dream Catcher, The Star (45 votes)

Facepainting Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
The fine art of masturbating using a photo or screen image as your stimulus, the...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 3,759 views 3.35 = Facepainting Star Facepainting Star Facepainting Star (23 votes)

Heaven's Gate Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
A woman's labia minora, those succulent inner flaps that allow entrance to her l...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,588 views 3.00 = Heaven's Gate Star Heaven's Gate Star Heaven's Gate Star (9 votes)

Lake Erie Walleye Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
When you find a slut that is as horny as you. Get a bag of goldfish and put them...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 5,735 views 3.34 = Lake Erie Walleye Star Lake Erie Walleye Star Lake Erie Walleye Star (91 votes)

Levitating Magician, The Added: 11/28/2006 Noun  
When you are hitting it from behind and the female is bent over the edge of the ...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,371 views 2.50 = Levitating Magician, The Star Levitating Magician, The Star Levitating Magician, The Star (2 votes)

Meatloaf Sandwich, The Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
Takes a little planning, but good way to get a shy female to swallow your cum. C...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,755 views 3.36 = Meatloaf Sandwich, The Star Meatloaf Sandwich, The Star Meatloaf Sandwich, The Star (14 votes)

Palm Pilot Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
A form of foreplay with a female who is still fully dressed, but obviously horny...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 2,444 views 2.86 = Palm Pilot Star Palm Pilot Star Palm Pilot Star (7 votes)

Pogo Stick, The Added: 1/29/2007 Noun  
The sexual position where the female is upside down supporting herself on her sh...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,465 views 3.33 = Pogo Stick, The Star Pogo Stick, The Star Pogo Stick, The Star (6 votes)

Rodeo Queen Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
It's when a female performs 4 rodeo events in one session with two or more males...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,604 views 3.24 = Rodeo Queen Star Rodeo Queen Star Rodeo Queen Star (25 votes)

Rubber Band, The Added: 12/15/2006 Noun  
A technique used when performing cunnilingus on a female with a big clitoris. Yo...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 32,663 views 2.00 = Rubber Band, The Star Rubber Band, The Star (2 votes)

Tip-Top Bakery Torte, The Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
Like a real 7-layer Dobosh torte cake, you need 6 guys and 1 girl. Take turns fu...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,698 views 3.20 = Tip-Top Bakery Torte, The Star Tip-Top Bakery Torte, The Star Tip-Top Bakery Torte, The Star (15 votes)

Topiary Twat Added: 12/15/2009 Noun  
When a woman with a very thick, dense hairy bush trims and sculpts her pubes int...
Submitted by: EJ Cummer 1,529 views 2.00 = Topiary Twat Star Topiary Twat Star (8 votes)

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