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By Unknown Comment posted: 1/4/2006
The dermatologist was certainly puzzled! This new patient was referred to him by an OBGYN friend and he could immediately tell why. She was a stunning, leggy brunette! After a short consultation, he told her to remove her blouse and bra so he could examine her more closely. Her breasts were beautiful, but she definately had a severe case of skin flaking, especially along her cleavage. He scraped some off and examined on his microscope. Within a few seconds, he started getting a massive boner and turned to the worried woman asked her "do you have late night booty callers?" She tugged at her hemline and blushed, but said "yes I do." He then asked if she enjoyed pork sandwiches, and again she blushed, but admitted she loves them! You have nothing to worry about then, because what you have is a chronic case of mandruff. You can get dressed now Miss Divoky, but I want you to make an appintment every week, so I can monitor your condition. "Ok, but I already have to see my auto mechanic, dentist and gynocologist every week!" Joan replied.

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