Definition 1: The scrappy collection of porn pictures you beat off to each and every morning. It's a pathetic ritual for you and is as regular as eating cereal or shaving.
Usage Example: (knocking on door) "Dude, you frakin' ready yet? Let's not be late for work again! I'll be in the truck." "Ok, I'll be right there. I'm just finishing up my Porn Flakes!"
Porn Flakes
Definition 1: The scrappy collection of porn pictures you beat off to each and every morning. It's a pathetic ritual for you and is as regular as eating cereal or shaving.
Usage Example: (knocking on door) "Dude, you frakin' ready yet? Let's not be late for work again! I'll be in the truck." "Ok, I'll be right there. I'm just finishing up my Porn Flakes!"
