Definition 1: everybody knows a crumpet is that little tiny ball of shit that lands with a disappointing plop after 10 minutes of pushing.
Usage Example: i had to shit so bad, i ran to the bathroom and pushed for 10 minutes only to have a crumpet come out. here i sit all broken hearted and all that
crumpet
Definition 1: everybody knows a crumpet is that little tiny ball of shit that lands with a disappointing plop after 10 minutes of pushing.
Usage Example: i had to shit so bad, i ran to the bathroom and pushed for 10 minutes only to have a crumpet come out. here i sit all broken hearted and all that
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