Definition 1: When you wipe your ass sideways and leave shit on your cheek which later dries and flakes off, creating an "ass cracker". Goes well with "butt mustard"
Usage Example: Almost got a blowjob this morning but the wife found an ass cracker in my boxer shorts.
Ass Cracker
Definition 1: When you wipe your ass sideways and leave shit on your cheek which later dries and flakes off, creating an "ass cracker". Goes well with "butt mustard"
Usage Example: Almost got a blowjob this morning but the wife found an ass cracker in my boxer shorts.
