 Grogan |
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 Definition 1: A partially-ejected bowel movement. A large, still moist dingleberry or brown half-loaf that clings to your ass-hairs and refuses to drop. Once a grogan drops, it becomes a turd. |
 Usage Example: THE GROGAN by Edgar Allen Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, While I squatted weak and weary, Over a clogged and shit-stained toilet bowl. While I hunkered, nearly fainting, suddenly there came a CRACKING, From the dingleberry forest called my anus. A grogan peeked out, foully smelling; Creeping halfway out then stopping, Stopping, lodged in my anus evermore. While I pleaded, nearly screaming; Suddenly there came a speaking, A speaking from the depths below. Quoth the Grogan "Strain some more." Thus I strained, neck veins bulging; But the Grogan was not budging, Instead stayed locked in my tortured anus forevermore. More I strained, hemmorrhoids bleeding; With gases building, eyes receding Til finally the Grogan broke free and sank. But left behind was shit adhering, Clinging to my buttcheeks reeking, The Grogan's trail was with me forevermore |
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