Definition 1: When you let out a wet fart and a little bit of shit comes out. you then stick your finger in your butt to confirm if you in fact shit yourself(sharded)and that shit on the end of your finger is the Afghani Dipstick
Usage Example: I thought i had sharded but when i checked my Afghani Dipstick it was clean.
Afghani Dipstick
Definition 1: When you let out a wet fart and a little bit of shit comes out. you then stick your finger in your butt to confirm if you in fact shit yourself(sharded)and that shit on the end of your finger is the Afghani Dipstick
Usage Example: I thought i had sharded but when i checked my Afghani Dipstick it was clean.
