Definition 1: Verbal agreement between your brain and your bowel to give your turds clearance to be free!
Usage Example: Dude, while we were in history class studying about Abraham Lincoln and the Emancipation Proclamation, I raised my hand and asked the teacher if I may be excused to sign the Defecation Proclamation.
Defecation Proclamation
Definition 1: Verbal agreement between your brain and your bowel to give your turds clearance to be free!
Usage Example: Dude, while we were in history class studying about Abraham Lincoln and the Emancipation Proclamation, I raised my hand and asked the teacher if I may be excused to sign the Defecation Proclamation.
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