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By Anonymous Comment posted: 4/18/2015
Ah yes! The mysterious Joan M. Divoky, the horny woman in Cleveland, OH who became sort of the mascot for this Turdwords site. We know she's a single (never-married, no kids) cougar, a tall 5'8" leggy brunette, with 34-C tits and a nice ass. Many here use "the Joan factor" when rating a word, by how the definition applies to her or how she would perform it. Joan is used in a lot of Usage Examples, and is popular in the Comments section. Top 100 and Worst 100 lists have more info bout her. Like many here, I wish I lived closer to Cleveland to try out my fave Turdwords with Joan.   Reply

By anony Comment posted: 3/1/2015
Interesting comments about Joan's diameters after anal sex. Probably has to wear Depends for a week!   Reply

By Ahmed from qHjKWsmlkobuqwLCW Comment posted: 1/8/2013
That's the perfect insight in a thraed like this.   Reply

By Barrientos from HTXhpDKauUNTZMKkYR Comment posted: 1/8/2013
It's a pleasure to find such rationality in an answer. Welcome to the dbetae.   Reply

By Perrine from bORXvxSV Comment posted: 1/6/2013
An intlliegent point of view, well expressed! Thanks!   Reply

By Maria from pwcPutQVqujMmnYM Comment posted: 1/5/2013
Wow! That's a really neat asnewr!   Reply

By Sahjad from FLRyshUqhpQQZHUoexf Comment posted: 1/5/2013
Yours is a clever way of thkining about it.   Reply

By ColinC Comment posted: 9/11/2010
sorry, i meant a cunt.   Reply

By ColinC Comment posted: 9/10/2010
that is TWMonitor. He is being a prick.   Reply

By Just sayin' Comment posted: 9/10/2010
So, I see the Turdword Ravager struck again last night! "Gapage" was in top 5 for almost two years, but he decides to vote it all the way down to 2.45. What a pathetic asshat.   Reply

By Bleeks Comment posted: 8/27/2010
Love it   Reply

By Colinc Comment posted: 7/3/2010
Just got back to the states. Will post some words soon.   Reply

By ColinC Comment posted: 5/29/2010
I know, it sucks. I posted 3 or 4 words. None made it. I still get a bad rap even though no one else is here from the good old days (2004-2006). I will do it again Monday when I get back from Iraq.   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 5/27/2010
That's a bummer. A big batch were posted May 22 so could be a long while until more are posted. I submitted a bunch (EJC) and only one didn't make the cut. Hope to see your's make it!   Reply

By ColinC Comment posted: 5/23/2010
I did submit a few. Never made it out. Will repost them shortly.   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 5/6/2010
Colin, you didn't submit any new words! I was even hoping for a few good "Joan" ones. Those New Words have been up a few months, so there should be a new batch soon. Hope you have some in there?   Reply

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By ColinC Comment posted: 9/14/2009
Glad to be back. Time to shake this site up. Some new words are on the way.   Reply

By Oldtimer Comment posted: 9/2/2009
Glad you're back ColinC! We need more good comments posted.   Reply

By Al Comment posted: 8/29/2009
If Joan had her asshole reamed out to 4" or more, it likely was from deep fisting rather than black cocks fucking her. Nevertheless, that's some serious gapage!!!   Reply

By ColinC Comment posted: 8/9/2009
Joan has had at least 4 inches of gapage from the brothers she is banging...   Reply

By anon Comment posted: 2/23/2008
Wonder what Joan's "gapage" has been (on average and biggest ever)?   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 1/24/2006
Hey Santa, that's funny (clever twist to "analog meter")! After you finished the milk and cookies Joan left for you, did you wake her and show her how to use her new meter?   Reply

By Santa Comment posted: 1/7/2006
Joan likes anal log meters.   Reply

By Unknown Comment posted: 12/29/2005
Hmmm...maybe Santa left Joan a new digital Gapage-Meter for Christmas?   Reply

By Barney from just visiting Comment posted: 12/28/2005
This is also the term that is used in Congress.   Reply

By Bleeks Comment posted: 12/26/2005
Besa mis huevos   Reply

By The Warden from My Dungeon Comment posted: 1/15/2005
Go back to picking corn outta your kid sister's balloon knot, powerbottom. BTW, Poo Shoes was the idea of UISProphet who suffered the same fate as Gapage. UIS signed my handle to Poo Shoes, then trashed his own word! A brilliant counter-maneuver I might add. I'm not Lyle, thank God. The guy is married to a slump buster. (Or so he claims.)   Reply

By Peter Powerbottom Comment posted: 1/14/2005
The warden is the poster boy for birth control. What a fucking dipshit. His fucking word is god awful as well.   Reply

By ColinC from my BMW Comment posted: 1/14/2005
Placed in the worst 100 by me. If my words can't be in the Top 100, neither can yours.   Reply

By The Warden from My Dungeon Comment posted: 1/14/2005
At least you know how huge Lyle's hang is, that he can leave gapage like that. Back to shitting on my shoes and trashing these stupid words.   Reply

By Lyle Comment posted: 1/12/2005
Maybe, I wouldn't know. I tell you what though, anyone brave enough to go near my old lady's asshole is either stupid, or very brave!   Reply

By Steve Comment posted: 1/10/2005
Lyle's wife loves the anal.   Reply

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