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By Just sayin' Comment posted: 8/8/2010
LMAO....reminds me of "The Perils of Pauline" when I read about Joan, who seems to be a damsel in distress.   Reply

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By Unknown from USA Comment posted: 7/31/2009
It had been a rainy, dreary morning for Joan until she remembered the gift certificate she received in the mail from an admirer. It entitled her to a "Day at the Spa" so she drove across town to the address listed. It appeared to a male barbershop, but she went in anyway and presented her certificate. "Oh yes ma'am, you've come to the right place." the man replied, then said "Just go thru that back door, undress and put on the guest robe." When a young muscular male entered the room, Joan started getting a wide-on and eagerly followed his instructions. Laying face down, she received a fantastic full body massage. Then he asked her to turn onto her back. That's when she saw he was now totally naked and had the largest donkey dick she had ever seen. Joan blushed when he complimented her on her headlights and magilla, but he was already giving her a frontal massage. Then she heard him wanking off and thought how excited she must have made him, but she looked over and saw him jizzing into his hand. Next thing she knew, he was wiping it across her face! "What are you doing?" Joan stammered. "Why ma'am, you did come in for a Day at the Spa didn't you? Well, the deep pore cumb facial is just that. In fact, you really could use a full body treatment, so as a bonus we are giving you an Almond Jogging Suit free of charge. C'mon in guys, she's ready for you." Joan got home around 1am, feeling better than she has felt in months.   Reply

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