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It's about time that I wrote everyone. Hope everyone is having a great 2006.
We've done a few changes to Turdwords, namely we are finally making some money, thanks
to some nice sponsorship. With more money, we'll invest more time and energy
into make Turdwords the most up-to-date dictionary on the web.
Just sitting here doing the turdwords questions this fine Saturday morning. I am
probably going to go to the doctors this morning. I hate doctors, but you gotta
go when you are out jogging and some Jug-Jack
thought I'd make a nice Hood Ornament for his car.
So let's get on with the questions... but first off, here's a brief NOT WORK SAFE
and adult video from a cool website,
FileCabi.Net. Come pray
at the
Church of Fudge
all Turdwords fans!
As usual, if you want to ask us question, simply submit it here:
Ask Turdwords!
Anyhow, let's take care of the questions...
-Eddie
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do you have any names for a bent weiner? i have a few of my own but i cant find any on here. thanks a bunch milton.
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jono, globe
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Sounds like you've got a
Boomer-Wang if you are just sitting
in front of the mirror. However, if you are standing there drunk with a not so hot
chick you might have a case of the
liquored eel.
I suspect, however, you are a lucky individual and probably get one-helluva a
Barstow Bottle Blowjob from
someone's mom.
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I just sucked my own dick. Does that make me gay because I think I might try to fuck myself next?
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The Warden My Dungeon
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No, I don't think it makes you gay. If you had given a
Pittsburg Snowball to your
science teacher, then yeah, I'd say you are pickle smuggler.
None the less you are pretty talented. Have you thought of getting into the
Jizz Bizz.
Either way, be sure to brush your teeth when you are done -- I hear it's tough
to get those pubes out.
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what is it called when a dude is getting fucked in the ass and he jerks off or cum during it?
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brown eye lopez monroe,ny
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This sounds extremely like the very common
rusty trombone or the
Blindsided Pickle Tickler
, but what you
are describing is a bit more involved and is more homosexual-based.
I found several definitions, mostly involving the word Rusty. I suggest you stick
with this one: Rusty Rex, as it
is close enough.
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Hey what is a dirty lincolin? Heard it on the radio and they wouldn't explain what it was? Just wanted to know. Thanks!
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Tara, Michigan
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I think you are looking for this word:
Abraham Lincoln. However,
another one that may resemble what they were talking about can be found here:
The Stinkin' Lincoln
Send us a picture, Tara, if you decide to try this sometime!
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why didnt you accept my word dutch-over shart, which is when you accidently crap yourself and make your female companion smell it by trapping her under the covers of the bed????
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brandon, toronto canada
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Too much like two other words,
Shart and
Dutch Oven. It's got to be
a little more creative than just combining two words that are extremely common.
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what's it called when you're fingering a girl and it smells, so you stick your fingers under her nose so she smells it,.
.....i always thought this was a dirty sanchez....but come to find out im wrong......so what is that called.......
i think it should be called the tuna fish sniffer?
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chad , north little rock
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No way dude, a Dirty Sanchez is a lot worse than what you described.
Here are some words that are similar to what you want:
Nose Sample
Puss Sniffer
Queef Sniffer
but ultimately, I think you are looking for the word:
Tuna Surprise
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Hey guys, I really appreciate you putting some of my words on here.
The question I have is, How long has turdwords been on the net? I think it's awesome and hope it's around from now on. Thanks alot!
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Scott H Va.
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Thanks for the vote of confidence. We appreciate it.
We've been around since, what, around 2002 and have no plans on stopping the education
of America in the profane and twisted. Besides, we are having too much fun.
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If I make a clone of myself and proceed to fuck my clone in the asshole, am I considered a faggot or am I just masterbating?
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The Warden My Dungeon
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Shit, Ward, I'd hate to be in your Dungeon. If you cloned yourself, you'd have]
an entirely different entity. Even though he may be a copy of you, he is still
anther living being. Hence, if you were fucking him, you'd certainly be a
Ham Rider.
Even thinking that you are not, has me greatly worried. You should quit playing
so much D&D and get on with life.
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My balls are covered in old milk and my pockets are filled with assorted yoghurts and sour-dough biscuits. Can you build me a fire?
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Jango, Australia
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Sure, perhaps you'd like a little cup of chamomile tea (with a mint leaf, no less),
a crochet set, and some
premarin pills for your day old bread...
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A couple years back, there was a word/phrase on your website that has now escaped us.
It was by far the funniest I'd seen on the site and then it disappeared and we haven't been
able to find it since. My co-worker said it was probably because the word/phrase was the name of an
actual company. The part we can remember is that the finale of this rather involved act,
is leaving the imprint of your sac on the chicks' forehead. I've offered
free lunch to anyone in our office that can remember the word and would be happy to mail you a sandwich if you can help out. |
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MeatStick, USA
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How cool, a whole entire office talking about Turdwords. We've made it to the corporate
world!
It sounds like Mushroom stamp or
perhaps Ghostface Killer. Either way, do some
searches for mushroom or forehead --- I am sure something will come up.
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I recently lost a bet and had to French kiss a llama in the butthole but the real problem is, I feel like I actually won the bet because I loved every second of it. What should I do?
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The Warden My Dungeon
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Try getting a life instead of submitting dumb ass questions to turdwords. Either that
or become a millionaire by going to the Netherlands and filming that sort of shit.
You disgust me!
The poor llama had to deal with your pole polishing lips
on his eye of the ass.
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What is it called when two guys are standing side by side one of them is jerking himself off and at the same time jerking the other guy off? Thanks
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Ron
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This is very similar to
couch skiing. While the original
definition doesn't exactly match the one you are looking for, I think it is close enough.
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Hi fellows, I recently watched the movie "40 year old virgin". There are bunch of fraises that I could not find in your
"Database" or anywhere else. I was wonderin if you can help.
They are: Jagged-head dildoes, Cum swapping, Rattlesnake wiggle,
Alligator fuck house, Donkey punching, Double decker pussies, rainbow showers, Chemical slide and Hanging brain. I would appreciate any help.
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tamrehendi@....
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I agree with you... there were some fantastic words that were rattled off. Some of the
words that are listed are pretty self explanatory. For instance, cum swapping is known
as snowballing. I am not
sure what an alligator fuck house is. It is probably something they made up, unless they
are referring to Green Gator.
Double decker pussies are when two girls lie on top of each other and you
screw each of them in turn. Rainbow showers is probably another term for a
Golden Shower or
Rainbow Party.
The hanging brain is easy and can be found at:
Hangin Brain's.
Perhaps if they make a 50-year-old virgin movie they'll hire us on as consultants.
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Time to go to the Doctors man. Got some good ideas for Turdovations, so once I am
on the mend, I'll be able to get on those.
Peace
Eddie
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