Welcome to 2005! I know that's a little late, but what the hell. I've finally
gotten a chance to take care of the mailbag and say hello to all the adoring
Turdwords fans out there.
For a quick laugh here is a photo of what I did for my neighbors on Christmas.
I know it's a little hard to read (I should've grabbed the ladder and taken an aerial
picture), but it says "Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Asshole".
If you feel like sending us a question, click here: Ask Turdwords.
-Eddie
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what is it mean to 'toss the salad'
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doghouse
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Hey doghouse, this is an easy one as well as common. Check out:
Tossing salad. I am not
sure where the salad reference comes from, but tossing one's salad basically means
to perform oral stimulation on another's anus.
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Is there a song titled or with lyrics "man in the boat"?
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Kathy
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Hey Kathy... Man in the boat
is indeed used as a song title. Check out
AllMusic.Com
for a track listing of The Lads from Macc: Live at Leeds. Allmusic is a fantastic site
for all your music needs... It looks like you can also listen to a portion of the song
there as well.
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what does eat a girl out mean
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Steve W Miami, Florida
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About the same as Eating at the Y,
or performing oral sex on a female.
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what is the clear stuff that comes out of your dick?
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Brett f
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This is the precursor to
Man Batter is
known as precum often resulting from a Leaky Dick.
It is normal and is used to transport sperm to your girlfriend's
cooch.
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What is the term for when a guy takes a dump while a girl gives him oral sex?
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Kelly, Smoketown, PA
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Another easy one, it's a
blumpkin.
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Hi, can you set up an RSS feed for your word of the day? Thanks!
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M
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Huh? Let us know what this is and maybe we'll do it.
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Dear Eddie - About my English midterm. It's a 25 question multiple choice test midterm. If you wrote it, the same question would show up again and again, and I could probably pick the correct answer (that would appear 25 times, every time) from the 75 distractors (that would all be different.) My English teacher is Miss Heebner, but she probably wouldn't understand the noun "Fresh Prince" very well, even though she'd like the idea of having tests on line. You picked a good Random generator BTW. I haven't tried to use the random number features in VB.net/ASP.net yet.
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noni mous in pay stall #3
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Okay, I deserve that one for the shit job I did on the quiz generator a while back.
Ass kicking dutifully received. Let us speak of it no more.
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I just got out of an interesting relationship with a nanny. She's 27 years old, takes care of a couple of rich kids, and she makes a hell of a lot of money. We hooked up three months ago, and it was sort of weird, because she lives right there on the same property as her employer (in a separate carriage house). Anyway, the deal is that she was like Mary Poppins during the day, when she was taking care of these kids---but at night, she was like a freak in bed. We got into bondage, S&M, knives, and even some kind of weird voyeurism (her older, married sister would listen to us on the phone). She liked playing "horsey," riding around on my back, then whacking me off while I was on all fours. This girl had me pissing in her face over a salad bowl, okay? Next morning, she strolls across the courtyard to the main house, and she's all Mary Poppins and Raffi again with these little kids. I mean, I'm glad she can distinguish between appropriate and inappropriate behavior, but...I got the feeling that this shit was a little bit sick. What do you call that kind of perversion?
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P. E. Tamborello
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Sounds like a freaking fantasy to me. There's that one song that says, "I want a freak
in the bedroom but a lady on the street" -- dude, you scored it. I wouldn't complain
about a thing and enjoy the ride. Your in!
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You only have a definition of a wookie nookie.. But, what do the word nookie mean? Please tell me, cause I'm not quite sure...
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Nina, Denmark
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For laughs, readers, check out
Wookie Nookie. I hadn't seen it
in a while and it's pretty funny.
Nina, in America, nookie is referred to as sex. Plain and simple.
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Is there any way possible to get kids like ColinC banned? Or at least, have this be a "registered user" site where immature children like ColinC can't forge the names of otherwise fun-loving Turdwordists? Guys like him ruin the whole site.
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Lyle
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A this point there isn't much I can do. Perhaps we'll start a forum but your best
bet is to ignore him... eventually he'll go away. Otherwise, the other option is
to delete user comments all together.
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'The expression,"Spurt a Geezer" ring any bells? I heard it only once and was just wondering.Thanks.
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wicka,NH
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Not sure. It sort of sounds like Busting a nut, yet
it also sounds like
moan bone. Take your
pick unless you see / hear an official definition elsewhere.
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What is it called when you shit and wack off at the same time?
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Nate & Phoenix
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This is Pulling a #3 as well
as Jerkin' while Squirtin'.
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Me and my friends were browsing your page and discovered that a word that we
came up with was taken but the current discription just doesn't do it justice
the word is "Beached whale" and with our combined intelligence we came up
with the process to beach a whale: step 1: turn off water to toilet step
2: flush until bowl is empty step 3: take the hugest shit of your life
discard ass paper anywhere but toilet to not camoflage the beached whale.
you need to set the records straight thank you please email me back at [email protected]
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james, va
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A Beached whale is an interesting
definition. I would've guessed it was a fat person who had passed out on too much
figgy pudding.
However, your definition mirrors an
Upperdecker, which is
the far more common term.
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How come women don't make bubbles when they pee?
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OralRobert, New York
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I am not going to answer this one. Shit, women have more air up there, so you'd figure
that they would generate more bubbles.
Ladies, any help here? Just send your answer to the askturdwords link.
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This takes care of a lot of the questions. There are a few more, but I'll get to them
next time. Thanks for writing and have a fantastic / crapulastic 2005.
-Eddie
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