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First off, I sincerely apologize for not getting to your questions sooner.
It takes a fair amount of time to go through them and come up with some creative answers.
I've been pretty busy with other endeavors of late and I haven't made enough time
for Turdwords other than to validate the tremendous amount of words coming in.
So I deserve to be yelled at or have my Captain Happy flogged by an ugly
Ramp Tramp wearing a spiked
glove until I have a Blue Rod.
So on with this load of questions:
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Fellas, With all your emphasis on spelling, can you learn to spell the word "masturbation"? There's a "u," not an "e" in there.
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Jackie M; The Poconos
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Sorry Jackie. Most of the words coming in have a ton of misspellings. I delete
most of them if they have many (unless the word is funny) I usually don't
bother to check mine either. So let's all get it together folks and instead of
"masturbation" type in
Stroking the one-eyed wonder worm
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is there another meaning for kooter?
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[email protected]
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When I first saw your question, I figured, yeah, a kooter is a souther term for
a woman's vagina, as in, "I really could go for some of her kooter!". However, I consulted
the Turdwords dictionary and found kooter has already
been defined. Let me know what you think it means to you, send me an e-mail and I'll patch the word.
Personally, I think it is one of those funny words that can mean just about anything
to anyone, like the insipid word: inky.
Also, wasn't there a dude on
Dukes of Hazard that was named "Kooter?"
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How long does the word approval process take?
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Anthony - Toledo, OH
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About the time it takes for your pounder slime
to dry.
Actually, I check the word log about twice a week, time permitting. If you don't see
your word added within 5 days, it was't accepted.
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Could someone please explain the meaning of the word 'cottaging'? It is term used in England I think to describe the practice of going to look for and practice homosexual acts in an outdoor environment (like behind a tree or bush). More clarification is needed.
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Alex, Toronto
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Sort of funny Alex, how a British word leaps across the Atlantic and someone in Canada picks up on it.
I haven't heard of the word cottaging... perhaps one of our UK visitors could enlighten the rest
of the world and forever be enshrined in the TurdWords Hall of Glory.
In the meantime try this for a few laughs: Chunky Buford.
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you should take a look at your top 25 list, some goof named ColinC is making a mockery of it (just have to read the comments on his words). Nice site, too bad some people are to immature to participate. My suggestion is to reset his words to zero and remove the voting button on his words as well.
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I love it. People abuse Turdwords, a goofy site about naughty words. While
Colin C has submitted some fine words, including the infamous
Nagasaki A-Bomb,
if ColinC wants to abuse the site let him. It's silly but I'd like to think he (as well as you)
have better things to do with your bandwidth than being concerned about the top 25 words on
Turdwords. If ColinC jerks with the site, than he's a
Jerk face,
otherwise it could be a bunch of other people jacking around as well.
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whats a bannana hammock
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dean dublin
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While banana hammock isn't exactly a turdword, I have to wonder when you are
going to quit playing Dungeons and Dragons
and come out of your dank basement, Dean? A Banana Hammock is a thong (most often yellow)
that is very revealing, like a Bungee Chord.
If worn on a man, it is considered Queer Gear
and that guy should be avoided (unless that is your thing).
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what is the linier equasion for spilled milk??
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me, everywhere
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Easy, assuming we are talking about
manmilk!
I bet you are wondering how to prevent the dreaded Shot in the dark.
So here's the formula:
DISTANCE (in inches) = ( (DAYS_SINCE_LAST_EJACULATION) * (HOTTIE_FACTOR) * (DURATION_OF_SEX) ) / (69 - LENGTH OF PENIS)
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What is it called when you slap your balls onto a girl's forehead? I always thought that was tea bagging, but i see i might be wrong. Thanks Turdwords Jared
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Jared from Texas
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You are right in your assumption that a Tea Bagging is not
when you touch your balls to a chick's forehead. I did some research for you and
found some words that might describe your action:
However, I think your action most closely resembles the
Canadian Helmut
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What is the turd word for a woman with big breast and no butt?
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Steve, Miami
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If I had to find a word, I'd probably say it was
Mommy Bags. Usually
when referring to a mother, I envision a women talking about her sagging
boobs with her not-so-curvaceous ass. So Turdwords, henceforth declares
that the word "Mommy Bags" should be used to represent a woman with big
breasts and no butt.
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What exactly does this mean: A prostitute offers services of French (oral) Greek (anal) and Russian. What the heck is Russian?
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jonathon2002
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I haven't heard Russian before but what comes to mind is "Russian Roulette". Also
"Vodka". So I suppose Russian could mean pouring vodka on your prostitute's quim
and then performing a Flaming Amazon.
It also could mean that you are going to be playing with danger with a Russian
prostitute. So you could wind up with
fancy germs, or a
Smashing Blumpkin or a fantastic
hummer.
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Hey, well i'm looking for a term or phrase to describe a girl sucking your cock which just came out of her pussy while she takes a piss on the toilet. I just experienced this with some piece of trash and my friends and I need to have a clever way to refer to it in front of her so we can laugh at her. Can anyone help me with this dilemma? Thanks.
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rob from new york
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Wow, dude, sounds like someone got lucky the other day with a major
Jizz Wizz. I consulted the master
dictionary and couldn't find a word that was exactly what happened.
Jumping at the chance to help our Rob and became famous, I racked my brains
in search of a new word. It is similiar to a Sludgelick
and a blumpkin.
How about this: Leaky, Greasy Super Blumpkin
If you can think of something better, definitely send it my way.
Nice work Rob!
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I still have a bunch of other questions to do, but for now, I've punched out a mighty
lot of questions. I have to play with my Cruddy Buddy
for now.
-Eddie
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