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Do you have a personal problem or question that is plaguing you? Send it to
Turdwords and we'll get one of our experts to answer it for you!
Now on to our blessed fan mail...
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why is it every time my girlfreind and i have sex it seems as though cum starts dripping
out before i even blow my load? i have tasted it and it tastes like mine but
i know its not. is she cheating on me.
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queef the beef, warren, ohio
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Queef, do you really want me to answer your question? You might not be able to handle the truth.
Here's the deal,
- Your girlfriend is so hot for you she can't wait to have your
Lance of Love pumping inside her.
It could be worse, you might have had to resort to using some
Love Lube on her.
- Your girlfriend has something funky going on in her
Cum catcher. Perhaps your last
spent cock snot is hanging around in there.
That would mean that you've eaten your own Man Juice.
Not cool.
- Your girlfriend is cheating on you and she might be a
sperm burglar. That's bad.
That would mean you should get on
the Jerry Springer Show
and kick some serious ass (we'll give you a Turdwords.Com shirt if you go on).
But then again, you've just eaten some dude's (or dudes')
DNA Slurpee, which might make
you a closet jolly roger.
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I'd definitely keep an eye on your girlfriend. If everything is cool, then just consider her
a freak of the female anatomy. Good luck.
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- Eddie
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I think it would be good when you make a forum and allow users to register their
nicks,or you create a chatroom in order to share our new words online
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Biker
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We are working on this. Consider it in the works. Just not sure how fast it is going to happen.
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- Eddie
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How many inches is average?
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Brett in D-town
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Last time I heard, about 6 inches. If you were born with a
baby boner, then basically your
life is fucked unless you happen to marry a
needle smoker, in which case you are golden.
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- Eddie
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i had a bolw job last night and the BOY who gave me it said that it was delicious because i come in his mouth is that alright?
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bob tennesse
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I guess and whatever floats your boat. If you enjoy
cock smokers and doling out
cock custard, then have fun. Just remember, though, under 18 gets you twenty,
and if that's the point of your letter, than your a
dumbiss and deserve to be cursed with a
Throbbing Member the rest of your days (in jail of course).
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- Eddie
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