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Turdwords Interviews a Minnesota Popsicle Maker"
by TurdWords.Com

While enjoying the winter weather we got an e-mail from one of our neighbors up north. It went something like this:

Hey Homespuds, what's up... I am a big fan of your site and I just want to invite you up to check out my Minnesota Popsicle Farm. We could do an interview and all that shiznit. Let me know what you think.

Reggy from Mabel, Minnesota

Reggy's Farm
Reggy's Farm

Needing a vacation, I decided to pack up the turdmobile (a brown hearse) and head off to south east Minnesota. Braving F.I.B.'s and Packer-loving cheeseheads, I made my way north (include a stop in the Wisconsin Dells) to interview this one of a kind man. Despite the cold weather, the trip was uneventful and I met Reggy, the world's foremost Turd Harvester for a meeting on the making and growing of Minnesota Popsicles. Here's the interview transcript:

Turdwords(TW): Man's it's cold up here.
Reggy (R):Yup, it is. God made it that way -- this is God's country up here. I think God made Minnesota so cold so we could make awesome Minnesota popsicles and Minneapolis Meat Whistles.
TW:So tell me Reggy, how did you get into the business of harvesting Minnesota Popsicles?
R:It's been a family tradition for years, despite it being illegal (he pulls out a pack of Red Man and eats a plug. He looks over his snowcovered plantation and smiles to himself).

Reggy's Farm

TW:Reggy, explain the process of how you harvest Minnesota Popsicles. R:Well it's pretty simple actually (he says while spitting a stream of brown tobacco juice from his Buzz Gum). During the spring, summer and fall months we have all kinds of animals on the land doing what they do best. They leave their deposits on the ground and it's our job to harvest them up.
TW:Damn straight...
R:You but check this out... (Reggy bends over and kicks a little snow off the a mound of now.)

Reggy Finds a Turd
Reggy finds a turd!

Grabbing a shovel, Reggy digs up the harvest.

Reggy Harvests a Turd
Reggy Harvest a Minnesota Popsicle!

TW: Impressive. What happens after you harvest them?

Reggy Secures the Harvest
Reggy bags his bounty!

R:Shit if I know. I just bag them up and some truck comes up here on Wednesdays and Saturdays and takes the harvest away. Last I heard they go down to Gary, Indiana for processing. Then they are shipped all over the country for people to use. I hear they are a rage in California. Either way, they pay the bills around here.

TW:Reggy -- it was a pleasure meeting you, we like to touch base with all of our fans. Anything you want to say?

R:Yeah, buy a Minnesota Popsicle -- my wifey needs a new set of teeth!

 

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