One of the biggest problems that interns face at the Turdwords Offices is how to remain cool
but still suck-up to Eddie and RJ to get that coveted co-editor's office (which includes a window!).
Ass kissing isn't what it used to be, with all the kids wearing hats these days.
They complain that they worry about getting fart crumbs
or dingleberries in their
One of our enterprising interns (from beautiful
Lake Geneva, Wisconsin), who's on the rise here at Turdwords, came up with the Turdwords Ass Kissing Hat!
Intern Ray with his Stylish Ass Kissing Hat
This hat allows him to look like Fred Durst while still allowing his lips to reach our
tender asses. Made from heavy-duty, space-age materials, you can count on this
high-quality hat to protect you from getting a Brown Mullet.
Top View of Ass Kissing Hat
Side View of Ass Kissing Hat
You'll treasure this hat and it'll identify you as one who might enjoy
Just think, you'll still look like a rap-rock star
while giving a Rusty Trombone to your boss or
your boyfriend. Salad tossing will never be the same!
Buy one for the Fart Toker you know today!!
Act now and we'll be sure to make it a Hot Hat, just for you!
Two more interns practice getting their nerve up for the real deal!