Definition 1: Living microscopic creatures that inhabit chairs, the air, and pillows. They come from expelled farts and give farts their scent. Often contagious and causing terrible disfigurements and diseases.
Usage Example: I had to go see an allergist because of all the butt mites I had been inhaling.
Butt Mites
Definition 1: Living microscopic creatures that inhabit chairs, the air, and pillows. They come from expelled farts and give farts their scent. Often contagious and causing terrible disfigurements and diseases.
Usage Example: I had to go see an allergist because of all the butt mites I had been inhaling.
