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Search Results 39 Search Results for the author "dan"
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Ass Pucker Added: 10/17/2002 Noun Click to listen to Ass Pucker
The movement you anus makes right before you fart.
Submitted by: Dan 4,900 views 2.38 = Ass Pucker Star Ass Pucker Star (13 votes)

Ass Vacuum Added: 10/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Ass Vacuum
Sucking out of your ass.
Submitted by: Dan 5,282 views 1.82 = Ass Vacuum Star Ass Vacuum Star (11 votes)

Baking an Air Muffin Added: 5/21/2003 Verb  
To fart.
Submitted by: Dan 4,083 views 3.79 = Baking an Air Muffin Star Baking an Air Muffin Star Baking an Air Muffin Star Baking an Air Muffin Star (99 votes)

Beerjob Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
before your girl gives you a blow job get her to take a swig of ice cold beer an...
Submitted by: Dan 1,344 views 2.00 = Beerjob Star Beerjob Star (1 vote)

Biscuits N' Gravy Added: 5/13/2004 Noun  
When you jizz in a girl's mouth and then you dip your balls in her mouth in orde...
Submitted by: Dan 3,213 views 4.00 = Biscuits N' Gravy Star Biscuits N' Gravy Star Biscuits N' Gravy Star Biscuits N' Gravy Star (3 votes)

Bumflakes Added: 2/8/2003 Noun  
The small residual particles of shit and toilet paper that reside around your an...
Submitted by: Dan 3,385 views 3.24 = Bumflakes Star Bumflakes Star Bumflakes Star (34 votes)

caught stoned Added: 1/30/2006 Noun  
when you have a massive erection and it its very noticable poking at ur pants.
Submitted by: Dan 32,293 views 3.00 = caught stoned Star caught stoned Star caught stoned Star (6 votes)

Chicken Finger Added: 7/14/2005 Noun  
To finger fuck a fat girl.
Submitted by: Dan 32,208 views 3.55 = Chicken Finger Star Chicken Finger Star Chicken Finger Star Chicken Finger Star (31 votes)

Cock bluetooth Added: 5/22/2010 Noun  
When an unsuspecting female is refusing to give you a blow job, you lovingly dra...
Submitted by: Dan 3,101 views 3.17 = Cock bluetooth Star Cock bluetooth Star Cock bluetooth Star (6 votes)

Cock Stink Added: 5/20/2003 Noun  
When a guy doesn't wash his cock after whacking off too much. Mainly occurs in h...
Submitted by: Dan 2,611 views 3.45 = Cock Stink Star Cock Stink Star Cock Stink Star (11 votes)

Crazy Dan Added: 12/18/2004 Noun  
When banging a chick from behind, you lift her torso, grab and twist her nipples...
Submitted by: dan 2,799 views 1.49 = Crazy Dan Star (37 votes)

Dirty Elvis Added: 10/5/2006 Noun  
Your banging a chick in the missionary position and you suprise her by sticking ...
Submitted by: Dan 32,139 views 2.33 = Dirty Elvis Star Dirty Elvis Star (9 votes)

Dirty Three Way Added: 11/22/2005 Noun  
When you shit onto your partner's anus, and then insert it into their asshole, a...
Submitted by: Dan 32,189 views 1.67 = Dirty Three Way Star Dirty Three Way Star (9 votes)

dry wack Added: 6/11/2003 Noun  
wacking off with out any lubrication
Submitted by: Dan 2,398 views 2.67 = dry wack Star dry wack Star dry wack Star (9 votes)

fadge nadget Added: 6/10/2004 Noun  
a piece of grit or dirt found in a womans vagina
Submitted by: dan 5,062 views 2.91 = fadge nadget Star fadge nadget Star fadge nadget Star (11 votes)

feeding the geese Added: 3/23/2004 Verb  
masterbating. the same hand motion in which you feed seeds to the geese at a pet...
Submitted by: Dan 2,366 views 2.50 = feeding the geese Star feeding the geese Star feeding the geese Star (2 votes)

Gandalf the Brown Added: 3/21/2004 Noun  
When you think you have a "Frodo" dangling from your rectum after taking a shit....
Submitted by: Dan 5,935 views 1.69 = Gandalf the Brown Star Gandalf the Brown Star (13 votes)

gonad glue Added: 10/1/2003 Noun  
semen
Submitted by: Dan 3,446 views 2.00 = gonad glue Star gonad glue Star (3 votes)

Hanging Guards of Fort Ass, the Added: 5/21/2003 Noun  
Testicles.
Submitted by: Dan 2,871 views 3.10 = Hanging Guards of Fort Ass, the Star Hanging Guards of Fort Ass, the Star Hanging Guards of Fort Ass, the Star (10 votes)

Hiding a Hate Crime Added: 5/20/2003 Verb  
Taking a crap.
Submitted by: Dan 2,879 views 3.33 = Hiding a Hate Crime Star Hiding a Hate Crime Star Hiding a Hate Crime Star (9 votes)

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jail baby Added: 12/29/2004 Noun  
After having homosexual intercourse, the mixture of lube and semen that drips of...
Submitted by: dan 5,055 views 2.00 = jail baby Star jail baby Star (20 votes)

Jerkface Added: 10/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Jerkface
A derogatory nickname.
Submitted by: Dan 6,136 views 1.69 = Jerkface Star Jerkface Star (13 votes)

Juicy Beerfall Added: 8/9/2009 Noun  
you take a bottle of beer and put it in your girls pussy and start fucking her w...
Submitted by: Dan 1,332 views 3.00 = Juicy Beerfall Star Juicy Beerfall Star Juicy Beerfall Star (1 vote)

Looner Added: 10/30/2005 Noun  
A person either male or female who gains sexual satifaction from having a ballon...
Submitted by: Dan 32,245 views 1.14 = Looner Star (21 votes)

Meat Mic Added: 10/5/2004 Noun  
Penis, schlong, cock
Submitted by: Dan 1,951 views 3.36 = Meat Mic Star Meat Mic Star Meat Mic Star (14 votes)

monster munch Added: 8/19/2004 Noun  
When an ugly dyke eats out another ugly dyke
Submitted by: dan 2,162 views 1.67 = monster munch Star monster munch Star (9 votes)

Mr. Good Wrench Added: 6/11/2003 Noun  
a penis
Submitted by: dan 2,684 views 1.80 = Mr. Good Wrench Star Mr. Good Wrench Star (15 votes)

Negotiate The Release of the Chocolate Man Added: 5/20/2003 Verb  
Take a crap.
Submitted by: Dan 4,121 views 2.13 = Negotiate The Release of the Chocolate Man Star Negotiate The Release of the Chocolate Man Star (8 votes)

nerdy Grease Added: 3/17/2003 Noun  
Stain left on a computer chair by someone who likes to sit at the computer while...
Submitted by: dan 3,131 views 2.88 = nerdy Grease Star nerdy Grease Star nerdy Grease Star (8 votes)

Noodle Bitters (not the food) Added: 12/26/2002 Noun  
A poor lowlifed hobo who gets drunk and has sex with exacly 6 wild animals or in...
Submitted by: Dan 4,424 views 3.33 = Noodle Bitters (not the food) Star Noodle Bitters (not the food) Star Noodle Bitters (not the food) Star (9 votes)

Party Boys Added: 5/21/2003 Noun  
Testicles.
Submitted by: Dan 2,519 views 2.13 = Party Boys Star Party Boys Star (8 votes)

Piss Stain Added: 10/14/2002 Noun Click to listen to Piss Stain
The yellow residue left on clothing after urinating on one's clothes.
Submitted by: Dan 3,605 views 2.50 = Piss Stain Star Piss Stain Star Piss Stain Star (6 votes)

Poo-butter Cherry Danish Added: 12/20/2005 Noun  
When you fart and have a moist asshole, and then use your finger to wipe it up a...
Submitted by: Dan 32,122 views 2.00 = Poo-butter Cherry Danish Star Poo-butter Cherry Danish Star (3 votes)

Rusty Trail Added: 6/27/2006 Noun  
The brown streak left on the carpeting after a dog (or human) has dragged their ...
Submitted by: Dan 33,125 views 3.14 = Rusty Trail Star Rusty Trail Star Rusty Trail Star (7 votes)

Screaming Pelican, the Added: 5/20/2003 Verb  
When banging a girl on the beach, the guy pulls out and dips his dick in the san...
Submitted by: Dan 4,491 views 3.16 = Screaming Pelican, the Star Screaming Pelican, the Star Screaming Pelican, the Star (19 votes)

Slutapotamus Added: 5/20/2003 Noun  
A fat girl who makes up for her weight problem by being a total slut.
Submitted by: Dan 2,559 views 1.27 = Slutapotamus Star (11 votes)

spooge burger Added: 5/28/2003 Noun  
another word for alot of semen
Submitted by: dan 2,453 views 2.31 = spooge burger Star spooge burger Star (16 votes)

Tuna Taco Added: 5/28/2003 Noun  
A pussy
Submitted by: Dan 2,556 views 2.00 = Tuna Taco Star Tuna Taco Star (18 votes)

Washer burn Added: 5/22/2003 Noun  
when you shit so hard that it feels like your shiting razars and it hurts your w...
Submitted by: dan 3,218 views 1.80 = Washer burn Star Washer burn Star (10 votes)

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